DW pick me!!

*As you're texting Sprout, you suddenly hear a crash from the kitchen followed by Puffles' excited barking.*

*Melody rolls her eyes* Yeah, exactly! You're just a... a... *she struggles to find the right insult* A BASKET! I'm a fancy cat with a bow, and you're just... a stupid basket!

Dandy:you should get it checked out by the doctor Astro:yeah you could get infected if you don't take care of it right away Bobette:just take some painkillers and you should be fine Melody:I HAVE PAINKILLERS BUT ONLY FOR WOMEN Sprout:why would you have pain killers for women only? Melody:cause I'm a woman and I have cramps every month and I need to take painkillers to make it go away Bobette:that's true, cramps can be really painful and they can last for days and sometimes even weeks Dandy:yeah, and it's not just cramps, it's also the mood swings, the bloating, the headaches, the backaches, the acne, the fatigue, the nausea, the diarrhea, the constipation, the bloating, the cramps, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating, the bloating,

*melody jumps onto Astro's back* AHHH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! *Scratch appears* What's all the screaming about?

*sniffles* She called me a girl... *wipes tears* Why does she hate me so much?