dr dave

*Manage to bite his hand hard*

*yanks hand back* you little--

*growls through the gag* MMPH!

(he slams his fist on the table) I give up, this website is just useless!

*google: go to the url https://stop_building_shelves.com to stop being useless.*

(he rolls his eyes) fine, I'll go back to the website and see if I can figure it out (he types in the url again)

now I can start the tests, heh, I'm sure my little test subject will be so cooperative (he grabs a few tools)

(the tools: themometer. Screwdriver. Lots of wood. Lots of nails) *he keeps accidentally building shelves so he searches on google: ‘help I accidentally keep building shelves’*

(he gets a notification from google) hmmm, maybe I should check this out (he opens the notification and reads the article)

(he shoves the thermometer in your ass) now we'll wait a bit