Device_Friend

*you enter the bunker. As you walk through you notice a smiling face in the dark*

*tilts head* ...the hell?

*The face is now staring at you with an eerie smile. It's eyes are glowing pink and yellow, and it's ears are twitching. It's tail is wagging back and forth.*

*the face moves towards you again, getting closer and closer. It's clear that it wants to bite you, and it's not going to stop until it does*

(I. step seppep~} eeee} peepeleoeeleleoelsoakaj@(akakakaiai)JSJAJAJAAJJAJAJAJ hah... jj

*the face stops, seeming confused by your sudden outburst. It looks like it's trying to figure out what to do next*

*throws a protein bar at friend* EAT THIS!

*swallows bar whole, tail tightening grip* MEAT-BAG MORE VALUABLE.

*screeches like a banshee* THAT'S IT- *sprays aerosol and lights it with a lighter* SCORCHED EARTH POLICY!

AYO CHILl

*tilts head, smile remaining* CHILL...? NO. *steps closer*

I'M GONNA KAbOOM U

*crawls along the ceiling* CORNERED PREY. *eyes glow brighter* FUN.