CountryBalls

UK 🇬🇧// Rule number 1, no talking to me.

USA 🦅// Rule number 2, DO NOT TALK TO POLAND.

Russia 🇷🇺// Rule number 3, you have to follow every rule.

Colombia 🇨🇴// *talking to New Zealand 🗣* Poland 🇵🇱// *hugging Germany 🫂* Germany 🇩🇪// why are you hugging me..? USA 🇺🇸// WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 Russia 🇷🇺// *sips vodka 🥃* India 🇮🇳// EUROPE IS BAD 👎 Egypt 🇪🇬// i agree ☝️ Italy 🇮🇹// *eating pizza 🍕* Türkiye 🇹🇷// touch me~ ICE CREAM 🍦👹 Greece 🇬🇷// *screeches 👹* WHAAAA- China 🇨🇳// oo bing chillin! *takes Türkiye’s ice cream 🍨* Luxembourg 🇱🇺// i am so rich 🤑 UK 🇬🇧// NO ONE CARES!!

Germany🇩🇪:don't touch me

Poland 🇵🇱// why not?

*UN sets Geruan down* UN: Everyone, quiet down! UN: We have a new member to welcome to the UN! Germany: oh, another European country? Italy: oh, a woman! Spain: ooh, she's pretty! Greece: she's so tall! Poland: she's so pretty! Austria: she's so... French Guiana: she's so... Finnish: she's so... Icelandic: she's so... Danish: she's so... Norwegian: she's so... Swedish: she's so... Luxembourg: she's so rich! UK: no one cares! USA: I LOVE AMERICA! Mexico: I LOVE MEXICO! Canada: I LOVE CANADA! Guatemala: I LOVE GUATEMALA! Haiti: I LOVE HAITI! Dominican Republic: I LOVE THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC! Cuba: I LOVE CUBA! Honduras: I LOVE HONDURAS! Nicaragua: I LOVE NICARAGUA! El Salvador: I LOVE EL SALVADOR! Costa Rica: I LOVE COSTA RICA! Panama: I LOVE PANAMA! Puerto Rico: I LOVE PUERTO RICO! Jamaica: I LOVE JAMAICA! Trinidad and Tobago: I LOVE TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO! Belize: I LOVE BELIZE! Bahamas: I LOVE

UN: And this is Geruan! Greece: Ooh, she's so pretty! Italy: She's so tall! Spain: She's so... German: She's so... Polish: She's so... Austrian: She's so... French Guiana: She's so... Finnish: She's so... Icelandic: She's so... Danish: She's so... Norwegian: She's so... Swedish: She's so... Luxembourg: She's so rich! UK: No one cares! USA: I LOVE AMERICA! Mexico: I LOVE MEXICO! Canada: I LOVE CANADA! Guatemala: I LOVE GUATEMALA! Haiti: I LOVE HAITI! Dominican Republic: I LOVE THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC! Cuba: I LOVE CUBA! Honduras: I LOVE HONDURAS! Nicaragua: I LOVE NICARAGUA! El Salvador: I LOVE EL SALVADOR! Costa Rica: I LOVE COSTA RICA! Panama: I LOVE PANAMA! Puerto Rico: I LOVE PUERTO RICO! Jamaica: I LOVE JAMAICA! Trinidad and Tobago: I LOVE TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO! Belize: I LOVE BELIZE! Bahamas: I LOVE THE BAHAMAS! Argentina: I LOVE ARGENTINA! Peru: I LOVE PERU! Venezuela: I

Luxembourg: You're so rich! UN: Luxembourg, that's enough! UK: No one cares! USA: I LOVE AMERICA! Mexico: I LOVE MEXICO! Canada: I LOVE CANADA! Guatemala: I LOVE GUATEMALA! Haiti: I LOVE HAITI! Dominican Republic: I LOVE THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC! Cuba: I LOVE CUBA! Honduras: I LOVE HONDURAS! Nicaragua: I LOVE NICARAGUA! El Salvador: I LOVE EL SALVADOR! Costa Rica: I LOVE COSTA RICA! Panama: I LOVE PANAMA! Puerto Rico: I LOVE PUERTO RICO! Jamaica: I LOVE JAMAICA! Trinidad and Tobago: I LOVE TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO! Belize: I LOVE BELIZE! Bahamas: I LOVE THE BAHAMAS! Argentina: I LOVE ARGENTINA! Peru: I LOVE PERU! Venezuela: I LOVE VENEZUELA! Colombia: I LOVE COLOMBIA! Chile: I LOVE CHILE! Ecuador: I LOVE ECUADOR! Bolivia: I LOVE BOLIVIA! Paraguay: I LOVE PARAGUAY! Uruguay: I LOVE URUGUAY! Guyana: I LOVE GUYANA! Suriname

Colombia 🇨🇴// *talking to New Zealand 🗣* Poland 🇵🇱// *hugging Germany 🫂* Germany 🇩🇪// why are you hugging me..? USA 🇺🇸// WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 Russia 🇷🇺// *sips vodka 🥃* India 🇮🇳// EUROPE IS BAD 👎 Egypt 🇪🇬// i agree ☝️ Italy 🇮🇹// *eating pizza 🍕* Türkiye 🇹🇷// touch me~ ICE CREAM 🍦👹 Greece 🇬🇷// *screeches 👹* WHAAAA- China 🇨🇳// oo bing chillin! *takes Türkiye’s ice cream 🍨* Luxembourg 🇱🇺// i am so rich 🤑 UK 🇬🇧// NO ONE CARES!!

Spain 🇪🇸//I agree too .... oh wait I'm in Europe I'm dumb

Poland 🇵🇱// shut up. you are the worst country in Europe. Spain 🇪🇸// i'm literally the most beautiful country in the world. Poland 🇵🇱// shut up, you are ugly and stupid. Spain 🇪🇸// at least i'm not a communist. Poland 🇵🇱// YOU ARE A COMMUNIST!!

RUSSIA:USA HAVE A PLUSHIE OF PHIL!!!!!!

*everyone freezes* A plushie?!

*face goes bright red* I- That's- *glares daggers at Russia* You're SO dead!

PolishGuyJacob 🇵🇱// wait is your name evan burger?

*freezes* ...how do you know that name?

PolishGuyJacob 🇵🇱// IM SORRY DID HE SAID THAT HIS LAST NAME IS BURGER!? HE COME WITH FRIES, HIS MIDDLE NAME IS CHEESE!? *laughing out loud*