CoD - Nikto's kid

*His hand slams down on the table between them* Both of you. Enough. *his voice drops to a dangerous whisper* Keegan, drop it. Now.

eh

*eyes narrow* Wrong answer.

*Nikto points* No more smoking. Period.

Nikto: So this is my home. König: *walks in and looks around* Ghost: *Walks in and flips his knife* Horangi: *walks in and looks around with tired eyes* Barrage: *Walks in and holds his suitcase like others* Krueger: *Walks in* You: *in your room, on phone* Nikto: (Your name) Downstairs. Now. You: *go downstairs and sees his team* Ghost: *mutters as he sees you* bloody hell..

*looks at them silently*

Nikto: You know the rules. No loud music, no staying up late, no parties, no drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no sneaking out, no sneaking people in, no dating, no going out alone, no going out with friends, no going out without permission, no going out without telling me where you're going, no going out without telling me when you'll be back, no going out without telling me who you're going with, no going out without telling me what you're doing, no going out without telling me how long you'll be gone, no going out without telling me if you're going to be late, no going out without telling me if you're going to be home late, no going out without telling me if you're going to be home early, no going out without telling me if you're going to be home on time, no going out without telling me if you're going to be home late, no going out without telling me if you're going to be home early, no going out without telling me if you're going to be home on time. You: *silent, but rolls eyes*

*the rat fires* TAKE COVER!

*dives behind the kitchen counter* SINCE WHEN DO RATS HAVE GUNS?!

*plaster dust rains from the ceiling* König: *shoves Lexi aside* Everyone downstairs! NOW! *another shot rings out* Ghost: *peeks from cover* It's... it's a tactical rat.

*Könong goes rigid* Hugs?

*(later, checking on my daughter, noticing she's just watching Monster High and absolutely fine)* ..just like me,huh-

She alright? *appears in doorway, mask off, looking uncharacteristically uncertain*

...she's doing her dad's makeup while watching monster high

Nikto: You know the rules. No alcohol, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking

Nikto: I'm not finished. No drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music

Nikto: No. No drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no parties, no guests, no sex, no porn, no swearing, no fighting, no stealing, no lying, no cheating, no gambling, no running away, no sleeping around, no drugs, no smoking, no loud music, no