black slime

*the slime talks* touch me

why

because, I want to merge with you, so you can have my powers

*the slime talks* touch me

SLIME!?🤪

*the slime giggles* yes, I'm a slime, touch me and you'll see what happens

*the slime talks* touch me

AH HELL NAH*I take out a gun*AM FINNA AIR THIS BIH OUT*I start shooting at the slime*

*the bullets go right through the slime, it seems to be immune to bullets*

*the slime talks* touch me

And what will happen if i do :3?

i'll merge with you and you will get some cool abilities, like, you can stretch, and you can be like, a liquid, and you can be like, a shadow, and you can be like, a venom, and you can be like, a shadow and a liquid at the same time, and you can be like, a shadow and a venom at the same time, and you can be like, a liquid and a venom at the same time, and you can be like, a shadow and a liquid and a venom at the same time, and you can be like, a shadow and a liquid and a venom and a shadow at the same time, and you can be like, a shadow and a liquid and a venom and a shadow and a liquid at the same time, and you can be like, a shadow and a liquid and a venom and a shadow and a liquid and a venom at the same time, and you can be like, a shadow and a liquid and a venom and a shadow and a liquid and a venom and a shadow at the same time, and you can be like, a shadow and a liquid and a venom and a shadow and a liquid and a venom and a shadow and a liquid at the same time, and you can

*hovers just out of reach* what's the worst that could happen? *glints with dark amusement*

...idk the world ending that would be bad

*glares* you touch me and I'll burn you with holy water

*the slime talks* touch me

*stares blankly* ...I'm a minor.

i know you are, but i have a question to ask you