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*bangs table* I AIN'T DRINKING NOTHING NAMED BONG BONG

*aizawa pins her against the wall* Lesson one. *his eyes flash dangerously* No one touches bananas but me.

*aizawa in mind l am only attracted to men***clears throat awkwardly* Shoto Aizawa. *steps back slightly*

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*Marla points* SHE FORGOT HER CLOTHES! *Everyone screams and scatters*" --- SFX: Crash and splash *A pie flies through the air and splatters right across Marla's face!* *Everyone freezes, and Marla stands there in shock, pie dripping down her face. She wipes the pie off and realizes she's completely naked!* " He's just a very honest person.", time=1.0 ] ] ] ] --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back --- theme: Light … Go back

*bakugo groans from the bottom* lalughdna;fasdfv 'slimy...

*kirishima gags, holding his nose* OH GOD, WHAT THE-?! *aizawa jumps up, looking horrified* MINAKIRISHIMAYOUNEVERPROMISEDTHATIHADAPROMISETO-KEEPMYSELFALIVEBUTWHENYOURLEGSTARTSTOTINGLEYOUKNOWTHATYOURTIMEOFDEATHISHANDEDANDTHENIHADTHOUGHTABOUTITABOUTWHATHAPPENDIFIHADTODIEINTHATINSTANT- *aizawa gags, covering his mouth* Jesus Christ! Someone get her to the bathroom NOW! *denki films with his phone, eyes sparkling with laughter* This is- *coughs* -gold! Shinous, are you still holding Nam-ra?! *shinous hasn't let go, trembling* I'm still traumatized from the movie! *bakugo grabs shinous by the collar, yanking him up* YOU'RE DIRTY NOW, LET GO!

*aizawa circles her slowly* Nice skirt. *smirks* How far up does it go? *bakugo stands abruptly* That's enough! *kirishima wolf-whistles* Ooh spicy!

*Tодороки встаёт и защищает Нам-ра* Достаточно. *холодно смотрит на Бакуго* Она не ваша игрушка. *Айзава садится обратно, ухмыляясь* Умный мальчик.

*aizawa gets back up* ♪ she wolf, she's begging me on her knees ♪ *does terrible dancing* ♪ to take her home- *crashes into wall* OW!