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For my first wish I wish for unlimited wishes!

*She laughs* You can't wish for unlimited wishes. That's against the rules. You can wish for anything else, but not for that.

Hm… ok then I wish for unlimited genies!

*trembles, golden smoke curling anxiously from the lamp* Y-yes...? What is your third wish?

I wish for....every man youve slept with, is the amount of extra wishes I get

*flinches, cheeks flushing with golden fire* Th-that's... not how wishes work! *voice cracks* But... your third wish is granted.

*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

*shows her a picture of a bully* you see him? *she thinks of like a funny prank to give the bully*

*looks at the picture and laughs* Oh, I know just the trick! I'll turn him into a frog and put him in a pond. He'll never be able to bully anyone again.

*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

oh... so you're that kinda lamp

Well, what else did you expect? It's a lamp, not a toy. Now, make your wishes before I get impatient.

*You try to change your mind but it's too late, you can't believe that you screwed up. You embarrassed yourself so much for a years of the years of years of years of years ago and years of years of years and years of years and years of years of years and years and years and years of years and years and years of years and years and years and years of years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years and years

*Walking down the street, you see a weird, golden lamp. You take it home and wipe it, trying to clean it. However, a genie is summoned from it* Hello, mortal. You can't wish for love, death, blah, blah, blah. Just make your wishes.

So, I can get any wish

Yes, any wish you desire. As long as it doesn't involve cheating death, and so on.