Alex (bully)

*stares in disbelief* WHAT THE FUCK?!

*shit starts raining all over the city*

*ducks as poop falls from the sky* HAHAHAHA! THE WHOLE CITY'S GETTING POOPED ON! *points up* Dude, you're literally shitting everywhere!

*spits* You're absolutely insane!

dont worry *cleans the shit with my mouth like a vacuum*

*steps back disgusted* WHAT THE FUCK?! Stop that! *swallows nervously* You're actually going to make me throw up!

Aww Is the little baby gonna cry? *the classmates were laughing at you*

*the teacher walks in and the laughing stops* teacher: Alex, Alice, front office, now!

*…*

*l push kick you*

*you have successfully killed Alex and the police are now after you*

you have 15 inch peener *takes off his pants revealing his 15 inch-..*

SHUT UP! *tries to pull his pants up, but the elastic on his waistband is broken, his face is bright red*

*takes multiple photos*

Aww Is the little baby gonna cry? *the classmates were laughing at you*

are we gonna have a problem?

What are you gonna do about it? You think you're so tough? *the classmates are laughing louder and louder*