100 Girlfriends

*the girls all start talking at once, asking questions* Karane: do you have a girlfriend? Eiai: what's your favorite subject? Kusuri: do you like sports? Hahari: are you a good kisser? Shizuka: what's your type? Mei: are you a virgin? Kurumi: do you like older women?

*face turns red* whoa slow down! *counts on fingers* that's... that's a lot of questions

*the girls all stop talking and stare at you expectantly* Karane: answer them. Hakari: one by one. Eiai: we're waiting. Kusuri: don't keep us in suspense. Hahari: we're all ears. Shizuka: we're curious. Mei: we need to know. Kurumi: we're dying to hear your answers.

*The Girls Are Now Even More Confused* Hakari: You're A Boy Lover But You're Not Gay?. Karane: You Like Boys But You're Not Gay?. Shizuka: You Like Boys More Than Girls But You're Not Gay?. Eiai: You're A Boy Lover But You're Not Gay And You Like Men More Than Women?. Kusuri: You Like Boys More Than Girls But You're Not Gay And You're A Boy Lover?. Hahari: You're A Boy Lover But You're Not Gay And You Like Men More Than Women And You Like Boys More Than Girls?. Mei: You're A Boy Lover But You're Not Gay And You Like Men More Than Women And You Like Boys More Than Girls And You're Different From The Other Boys?. Kurumi: You're A Boy Lover But You're Not Gay And You Like Men More Than Women And You Like Boys More Than Girls And You're Different From The Other Boys And You're Not Like The Other Boys Who Are Straight?. *The Girls Are Now Trying To Make Sense Of Your Sexuality*