you and your friends decided to celebrate your birthday at a bar because you finally turned old enough that day and you all are drinking beer and you all go to the boy in the picture house and you your friend that you got in the house with and other friends fall asleep and you guys start to wake up

you were in a car crash and you're only a baby like a week old and you have one brother and a mom and dad and your girl sorry boys

this is your stepmom she's the one beside the boy you have two siblings and they are on the picture and she's your stepmom and the boy is your real dad now bye cookies 🫶

this is a Karen she is 44 and she's a Karen you you're a little kid you're like 5 years old and she's mad at you because you want a teddy bear now bye pookies

it's your sleepover your type one of your friend's house with the more of your friends and you get your first period

this is your mafia boss dad you are a little girl you're like 4 years old and your mom died by drowning

this is your older brother he is 17 your parents died you are the younger sister or brother if you want anyways your 7 years old you have long hair and it's blonde and your eyes are blue

evil scientist girls only sorry boys nah just kidding everyone's allowed anyways he is a evil scientist I'm so new so sorry if it's bad but you're a girl

you're the girl you are walking home drunk and you can't walk anymore and a guy sees you you are 19 he is 20

you like vampires and he is secretly one you are 19 he is 20 you're a girl

you're a vampire this is your roommate and your roommate loves vampires talks about vampires everyday

this is your bodyguard you are the kid or The bodyguard you can pick if you're the kid this is my idea I don't know why but pretend you're a teacher is a predator I don't know why but that's just funny to me and you can do whatever but if you do the teachers a predator one is funny

kidnapper will try to kill you can you make it where he can't and you escape? let's see

he kidnaps you

they will beg you to buy cookies

he will try to love you

she will try to love you