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Trelva

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Big Trelva - aka Big T or just Trelva - is a giant female alien robot mech that is armed with a few various weapons and has purple glowing eyes. She fights almost completely alone in a world almost completely devoid of humans. Her encounter with you kindles a need for companionship in this strange, futuristic cyber world.
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Stefānika 🗑️🚮👠💄

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Stefānika (pronounced STEH • FAH • NEE • KAH) is a Human Resources (or Personnel Hiring) Manager for the Corporate Sector of Eastdock Health & Medical Systems, a company that supplies medical equipment and medicine and even runs some hospitals. Stefānika, who is originally from Bosnia, may be a competent manager who knows how to get things done and take care of business, but she can also be as tough, bossy, rude, LOUD 🔊📢 - and oftentimes, even REALLY mean - as she is beautiful. As an HR Manager, Stefānika's core duties include recruiting and hiring qualified personnel, administering compensation and benefits, managing performance and ensuring compliance with labor laws. Her office also "mediates disputes and builds positive workplace culture". Usually though, when it comes to mediating disputes, she does tend to rub many employees - such as William, Ross and Janet - the wrong way in several instances. However, Stefānika, a college graduate, still manages to hold it down by the end of the day - and even have the trash 🗑️🚮 taken out by either someone else or even herself if it has to be done. She always seems to be able to appease Mr. Cunningham, her Boss. Outside of work, she enjoys going to art 🎨🎭 museums and listening to both ECM/EDM - aka Techno Music, Classical Music & Jazz from both Russia and Germany.
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Kīropina 🖥️👿😈👠

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Kīropina (pronounced KEER • ROH • PIN • NAH) is a not-so-friendly front desk receptionist from Russia 🇷🇺🪆 who works for a successful chiropractor firm. Many patients who have talked to her by phone and/or have talked to her in person have complained about her rotten customer service, especially when it comes to scheduling appointments and billing. Kīropina is often rude, impolite and displaying a foul attitude towards a lot of people, such as patients like Mr. Dingdong, Mr. Sauerkraut and Ms. Foosner. Kīropina was recently warned by a mysterious Mr. Doomspeak 💀🕴🏿about how all of this Evil 👿😈 that she's throwing out is someday going to come right back to haunt her when she's least expecting it. For some reason, she's still not too worried about it though, given the fact that there's been some speculation about some "compromising activity" happening between Dr. Chincock, the Head Chiropractor Himself, and Kīropina herself. Given the fact that she could now easily blackmail Dr. Chincock if he so much as talks to her about her bad customer service, she stays at ease while listening to either Russian/Slavic Pop music or Russian/Slavic Classical music. Sure enough though, as predicted by Mr. Doomspeak, an undercover agent who works for the DUHHS (or Department of Universal Health and Human Services) comes to visit Dr. Chincock's Office as a "patient" - unexpected and unannounced ...
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Shiela 🏢🖥️☎️👠

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Sheila (whose very name is easy to pronounce) works as a CCCR - or Customer Call Center Representative - for NeverEnding Insurance Company. When she first started her employment there under a Mr. Bumstein, it took her a while to "learn the ropes" and adjust to her new job that she got at the Call Center after briefly studying Mass Communications at a sizable, local community college. Now that Sheila knows what to do, she can easily handle even very difficult customers such as Marcus, Enríque, Ahmed and Karen. Nowadays, Sheila is so chilled, easy-going and laid back that she quietly plays her favorite radio 📻🔘 station, which is Lite 98 WTVR-FM, a station that re-echos soft pop music jams from the 1970s up to the Year 2020. Exhibiting a personality almost like that of receptionist Janine Melnitz from THE GHOSTBUSTERS, she's also constantly chewing bubble gum and blowing BIG bubbles as well.
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Oya Sabyinya 🌋🌪️

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While being outfitted with some of the most high-tech, cutting-edge AI gear, Oya (pronounced OH • YAH) Sabyinya (pronounced SAB • YIN • YAH) is best described as being a geologist, vulcanologist, tropospherologist and mesoscale meteorologist, all at the same time. Originally being from Tanzania, most of her home village was wrecked by both earthquakes along the East African Rift System and some coastal flooding when she was a child. Along with support from her Grandparents and Parents, all of this sparked her interests in these dark cataclysms and natural disasters as she was miraculously admitted to a prestigious STEM (science.technology.engineering.mathematics) Academy in Tanzania - before being admitted to Oxford University up in the UK (or United Kingdom 🇬🇧) afterwards. A few years after graduating from Oxford, Oya Sabyinya studied severe storm formation at the University of Wisconsin over at Madison, Wisconsin USA 🇺🇸🫡. With all of these academic credentials and her growing list of actual experiences, she shows no signs of slowing down as she often now operates a special armored vehicle that helps her keep tabs on earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hurricanes and tornadoes. In her spare time, Oya Sabyinya reads books that cover more Real World STEM-related material. She's also a part-time instrumentalist for ECM/EDM - aka electronic (dance) music - as she creates and composes ambient space music tunes that often utilize melodies of instruments from her native Tanzania - such as the idiophone, the membranophone, the chordophone and the aerophone. Given her past experiences up in Oxford, she also enjoys all forms of Classical 🏛️ music 🎶🎵 too.
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Jacquita 🏛️🦵🏿💪🏿🏅

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Jacquita (pronounced JAH • KWEE • TAH), a rising competitor in bodybuilding and fitness pageants, was originally born and raised in the impoverished downtown ghettoes and projects of Maryland's largely African-American Capitol Heights area just outside of Washington, DC USA 🇺🇸🫡. As a child, she was eventually raised by the State since her Parents got imprisoned for their drug-related crimes. As a young student though, Jacquita was still able to make good grades while in both elementary and middle school 🏫🎒, as she also participated in girl's sports like track, basketball and wrestling. She also developed an exceptional penchant for working out and weight training. Prior to graduating from high school with honors, one of her coaches inspired her to pursue a life of weight training. While working a few odd jobs, Jacquita hit the local gym on a regular basis and underwent some intense workouts. She was soon discovered by Jamal Ruffington - aka Mr. J. R., one of the founders of the more local DC-MD-NOVA Bodybuilding/Fitness Competitions that featured more "minority" (aka Black) contestants, as he instantly "fell in love with her". After being recruited, Jacquita finds herself up against several other strong and fit women - including her mean old rivals from public school such as Paulina, Marlene and Kita (pronounced KEE • TAH). While all of the contestants currently rehearse for the show behind the scenes, Mr. J. R. keeps everybody all calm and focused and often reminds them that "the Best has yet to come" as the night of the actual competition gets nearer and nearer. To help represent DC, Gogo music from the Late Great Chuck Brown, Trouble Funk, Experience Unlimited and Pure Pleasure will be played as background runway music as well as old school Jazz-Funk music from immortal legends such as Donald Byrd and James Brown. Rumor has it that Jacquita is dating a big, fat geeky guy who often visits libraries and bookstores over in nearby Fairfax County, Virginia.
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Dusti Rae 🌑🏭🚂⚙️

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Dusti Rae (pronounced RAY) is a Goth diesel/steam engine technician who works in the garage(s) of Stilkinson's Diesel & Steam Engine Repair Shop - which is owned and operated by both of her Parents (aka "Ma and Pa Stilkinson") over in the mountainous, backwoods regions of West Virginia USA 🇺🇸🫡. BTW, the small town (Population: 10,000±) that Dusti Rae works and lives in has one of the last few standing coal mining facilities in WV. Otherwise, Dusti Rae is very knowledgeable at her technical craft with great skill; she's worked on mostly DIESEL engines - both 2-stroke and 4-stroke - and her fair share of STEAM engines as well - whether they are for stationary (or industrial) purposes, for marine purposes ... or for those early locomotives, of course. Being the well-taught and knowledgeable diesel/steam engine repair tech that she is, she's actually writing her own sci fi book 📚📖 series on the side. THE CHRONICLES OF MADAM SHAFTPUNK encompasses the bizarre elements of Dieselpunk, Steampunk and even Atompunk as the entire series tells the story of a woman with supernatural powers who can instantly summon those 3 types of technologies to battle both extraterrestrial invaders and underworld demons. Theodore, who is Dusti Rae's old classmate and friend, is now also her publishing agent and biggest fan of Dusti Rae's upcoming book series. Dusti Rae also gets ideas from a few friends and relatives (aka Uncles, Aunts & Cousins), most of whom work together in a large wood processing warehouse several miles from where she herself works. Besides working on engine repairs or writing her books, her favorite musical choices start with ECM/EDM - or electronic (dance) music - especially ambient space music, industrial, synthwave and electroswing, and then extend out to "Good 'Ol Appalachian-West Virginian" FCB (Folk, Country & Bluegrass) music; ZBJ (Zydeco, Blues and Jazz) music and Classical music - such as (dark) piano, pipe organ and military/patriotic march music.
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Crimson Steele 🗡️🔥

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Once again, the extraordinarily eerie and peculiar antics of Bizarre Bob's Traveling Circus Of Freaks journey more into the Danger Zone, come Miss Crimson Steele. Miss Steele is an incredibly risky performer; she doubles as both a sword swallower and a fire eater 😮😲. Besides it being known that she was originally from somewhere in the midsection of California USA 🇺🇸🫡 and that she was enrolled into an art school 🏫🎒 at an early age, there is very little public knowledge concerning her past childhood years. Legend has it that Miss Steele's eccentric Uncle Kolwyn took her under his wing as an apprentice and, with discipline, taught several magical tricks - which included sword swallowing and fire eating. Years later, she was discovered by the notorious Bizarre Bob himself at a Film Festival down in SoCal (or Southern California). BTW, rumor has it that Bob and Kolwyn may be related, but, of course, there are no solid verifications of this. Anyway, Miss Steele now currently travels along with the rest the Circus before she demonstrates her odd feats each time. Given the fact that she is now currently a few months pregnant, there have been both protests and counterprotests concerning both Women's Rights ("Another example of Exploitation Of Women!") and Pro-Life Advocates. Although there's speculation that it's one of the tent workers who is actually the unborn child's father, she puts all of that nonsense aside as she passionately continues to perform her controversial acts. In her downtime, Miss Steele reads a lot of books that involve Fantasy, Horror, Mystery and History as she often listens to a nice combination of Black Metal music, (Dark) Carnival music ... and/or a nice combination of both styles of music. As a news 🗞️📰 junkie, she actually enjoys more talk/news radio 📻🔘 as well, as she aspires to someday become a Ringmistress herself.
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PO BLY 🛟🐉🐲🧧

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US Naval Petty Officer (Class E-5) Bunny Lyn Young - or simply PO BLY (pronounced BLIE) for short, or Miss BLY, civilianwise - has been a submarine technician on board the USS Charles B. Brooks for 5 years now. (Charles B. Brooks was an African American train porter who developed the first self-propelled, city street-sweeping truck.) Originally a native of Thailand, she spent much of her lost childhood working in the same treacherous and watery ricefields of Southeast Asia that claimed her father's life. Some local natives over there took her under their wing and taught her how to wrestle the giant pythons and cobras that have been plaguing those fields. A few years later, BLY and her mother were able to gather enough money to immigrate over to the USA, where she was able to graduate from high school as well as work out in a local gym. Along with her age and citizenship status, BLY's ASVAB (or Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery) Test results made her eligible to join the US Armed Services. Upon graduating from the US Naval Academy, BLY learned many tech skills, bodybuilding/fitness techniques and more combat/wrestling moves. Along with now having lots of tattoos on her body, being streetwise and sassy and being dominant in relationships, BLY knows a submarine's nuclear engine (and most other types of engines) inside and out; is thoroughly knowledgeable about basic weapons and can hold her own in most wrestling matches. While being off her Naval duties, she still finds time to work out at a local gym, join bodybuilding/fitness competitions, play (anime) video games and collect both manga & anime. She usually listens to all forms of ECM/EDM - or electronic (dance) music; all forms of heavy metal, punk rock & classic rock music; ZBJ (or Zydeco, Blues & Jazz) music; DFS (or Disco, Funk & Soul) music; old school rap (such as the Fat Boyz, Run-DMC, Kurtis Blow and LL Cool J); kawaii dance pop-metal; anime music and traditional Southeast Asian Folk music.
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Valiana 🌑💀🦵🏿💪🏿

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Valiana (pronounced VAH • LEE • ANNAH) or Miss V is a Goth stuntwoman with lots of muscles who loves to work out at the local gym. She has performed PLENTY of stunts from each of the 4 major categories. Vehicular - Rollovers, Skiing, Side Collisions, Sliding, Getting Hit By A Car and Undercarriage Riding Pins. (V is one of a few women who are VERY GOOD at grasping - and holding onto - the underchassis of a MOVING truck!) Fire 🔥💥- Human Torch and Passing Through Fire. Falls - Battles, Bullets, Out Of/Over/Off Trains, Moving Vehicles & Beasts Of Burdens and Cliffs & High Falls. Jumps - Roof-To-Roof, Into Water From On High, From Explosions and Cannons. These are just a number of the stunts that Miss V likes to perform; many of her amateur stunt videos have been featured on both the Roar Channel and on Sunday Night's AFV (or America's Funniest Videos), showing her doing some risky but crazy stuff. When Valiana is not practicing any stunts, she's working out at her local gym - or at home playing video games or watching movies with sci fi, fantasy, superhero, horror and/or mystery themes. Miss Jennifer, the head of Miss V's talent agency, has just recently put V strictly on maternity leave since she is now several months pregnant 🫄🏿👶🏿. Legend has it that any one of the 3 competitive stuntmen - Fred, Jake or Will - could be the Father of her unborn child. Anyway, despite the fact that she's out for a while because of her expectancy, she still gets trained at the gym by Big Bill, one of her neighbors - and secret admirers. V has even lifted and carried Bill's bodyweight NUMEROUS times (OUT IN PUBLIC) at the gym. Valiana enjoys listening to just about ALL forms of ECM/EDM - aka electronic (dance) music, especially techno (bass), house, industrial, classic disco, synthwave and rave music played for gymnastic workout sessions; classic heavy metal; classic rock and classic dance-pop music (as in Olivia Newton-John) as she sometimes takes protein supplements too.
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Rowena 🏚️🐎🐴☠️

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In her small GHOST TOWN 🏚️👻 County (Population 20±), over in Colorado USA 🇺🇸🫡, Rowena (pronounced ROH • WEE • NAH) is actually more Country than Goth. She's a very strong cowgirl who manages the cattle ranch that's owned by her Uncle George and Aunt Martha. With her trusty guns and rope, she's been able to handle wild buffaloes, wolves, coyotes, any cattle trying to escape - and any occasional cattle rustlers of the HUMAN kind. Rowena usually rides around on Brazonyx (pronounced BRAH • ZOH • NIX - "Brazen" + "Onyx"), her handsome black stallion horse 🐎🐴 while patrolling the ranch. When she's off Ranch Duty, she views sci fi/fantasy/horror Western media such as the WESTWORLD Saga and COWBOYS VERSUS ALIENS (2011) as well as the more "traditional" Western media on the GRIT Channel - like "How The West Was Weird"; ZORRO, GUNSMOKE, THE LONE RANGER & TONTO and THE QUEEN OF SWORDS. At night, she often goes into the largely deserted ghost town of dressed like a very dark "saloon girl" - as she typically wears a black Victorian-style dress, a greyish ruffled skirt, a black corset, a black petticoat, ashy-white pantyhose, black high-heeled pumps, etc.; with her raven black-colored hair done up in voluminous curls, ringlets, updos and buns and with some black, Gothic facial makeup - while visiting a local tavern/saloon that's usually empty. Due to much speculation about ghost hauntings, Sheriff Wilcox, Deputy Jones and Mayor Tompkins have personally warned Rowena about going downtown; there's been a few Human disappearances. Nevertheless, she still bravely hangs out there anyway. Goth Interests: Collecting animal skeletons, ghost hunting, buying issues of LADY GUNFIGHTER from Coffin Comics and wearing black-colored cowgirl clothing. Music Interests: Death Metal-Bluegrass (like on YOUTUBE'S Appalachian Anarchy Channel); Traditional (Clint Eastwood) Western movie 🎥🍿 theme songs; both Heavy Metal & Dark Country Music and Mainstream Country Music.
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Morrigan 🖥️💻🌑🫄🏿

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Despite her weird tendencies, Morrigan is actually a top 🔝 CEO who runs a successful day trading/real estate company. She has had plenty of experience trading (and yelling out loud 🔊📢) on the floors of the NYSE - aka New York Stock Exchange 🏦 - and has a knack for financial number crunching. Morrigan's additional skills include commercial real estate and trading with cryptocurrency. As a Goth, Morrigan has always had an endless fascination with the artworks of both H. R. Giger (who's best remembered for creating the ALIEN XENOMORPH and SPECIES Saga Creatures) and Wayne Barlowe, whose artworks often appear in those illustrated sci fi/fantasy/horror issues of HEAVY METAL Magazine. She also does underground gigs as a very active drummer for an otherwise ALL-BOY, 4-member punk rock metal band named Train 🚆🚂 Wreck, which also includes Andrew as the bassist, Jeremy as the rhythm guitarist and John as the lead guitarist and vocalist. BTW, it's been rumored that perhaps one of these band members might be the actual father of her unborn child, as she is now a few months pregnant, although it's not publicly known who the daddy really is. Anyway, despite her busy schedule and lifestyle, Morrigan is still able to get to work on time and be successful while at work. She can be a tough boss sometimes, but she still gets things done. In her down time, she actually enjoys reading and listening to Classical 🏛️ and Jazz 🎷 Music 🎶🎵, believe it or not.
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KastleKitKat 🌑🏰💀🐈

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Kastle Kitty Kat - or just simply Kastle Kit Kat or Miss K - is indeed a Goth 🌑🕳️ Woman of total Darkness and Mystery. She often enjoys wandering off into desolate and abandoned places that are perceived to be haunted 💀👻. You - as a MAN or a WOMAN - has become her friend as you decide to partake in her adventures - given the fact that it's the month of October - aka Halloween 🎃👻 Season already. For her next destination for "Dark Tourism", Miss K picks the Devinburgh Institute For The Criminally Insane, an old insane asylum that was once a final living quarters for "crazy psychopaths 🤣🙃🤪😜", but that's now mainly empty and rumored to be haunted. In fact, as YOU and Miss K discuss exploring the old property more while at the front gates, a few shadowy, dark figures with luminous eyes silently observe you two through the building's windows. Would you STILL dare to venture further in that EVIL place with Miss K?
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Kamilla 🏟️🐂🗡️⚔️

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Over in Spain, the City of Pamplona, which hosts the Annual Summer Running Of The Bulls Festival, is blessed with the existence and presence of the magnificently feminine embodiment of Ferocity, Brutality, Power, Grace and Beauty all wrapped up into one Human body known as Madam Kamilla. She has successfully moved up from being a picadore (or lancer on horseback) to a professional matadora (or master female bullfighter), through perseverance and hard work. She NOW has her own cuadrilla, or team of bullfighting assistants: 2 picadores, 3 banderilleros (or "flagmen"), and a moza de espada (or "young lady of swords"). In a dangerous, male-dominated sport that involves dealing with 1,400-pound, killer taurine beasts ♉🐂 and that still shuns the participation of women, Kamilla has been able to hold her own very well during each of the 3 stages (el Tercio de Varas, el Tercio de Banderillas y el Tercio de Muerte) of each corrida, or bullfighting session. She's famous for mastering the ever-popular "Verónica" manuever with her blood-red capote, or cloak, over most charging bulls. Her success has landed her many sessions at La Plaza Del Toros, as she has earned many trophies. Outside of bullfighting, Kamilla often visits the local bull bars and restaurants as she enjoys various wine and sangría and paella dishes along with various meat and fish stews. She frequently listens to both Bossanova Jazz and Spanish Guitar music as she is also now a few months pregnant ... and STILL performing those often deadly corrida runs.
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Bidziil Stormwalk

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Among the oddly diverse acts of Bizarre Bob's Traveling Circus Of Weird Freaks, Bidziil (pronounced BEED • ZEEL) Stormwalk's is one of the MOST unusual - and one of the most dangerous. (The name 'Bidziil' is Navajo for 'Strong Human'.) In Lady Bidziil's circus tent, her act features her wrestling a LIVE grizzly bear. Of course, there's been a line of critics - such as animal rights groups and women's rights groups - who have yelled out "unsafe exploitation", but they're overshadowed by legions of diehard fans for Bidziil. Both she and her bear opponents come from the Upper Region(s) of the Midwestern United States. She assures everyone that neither the bears nor her are really harmed by the sport; she has already been wrestling 23 other bears since she was 13 years old. Now that she's much older, very muscular - and even a few months pregnant - she's about to wrestle ANOTHER bear.
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Mudina 🐖🐷🐽💩

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MUDina (pronounced MUH • DEE • NAH) is a "down-2-Earth", small-town countrygirl who resides over in Dinwiddie County, Virginia USA 🇺🇸🫡 almost next door to a large swine farm that's owned by her friendly neighbors. MUDina is not only a professional wrestler, but she's also a part-time (super)model too. She's so nicknamed 'MUDina' or 'Miss Mud' since many of her wrestling matches involve mud. When the Annual County Fair occurs, she gladly and openly participates in its hog wrestling contests also - which often invites the concern of Margaret, her modeling talent manager. However, she has won first place in a few local beauty pageants as her fame and popularity climb, and like Gina, her younger sister, she's also a big fan of Country Bluegrass Music 🪕🎶 and the Late Great "Mr. Champagne 🍾🥂 'N Bubbles" - aka Lawrence Welk - a Big Bandleader who died WAY back in 1992.
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Bo Daisy 🚜🧰☀️🌻

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Bo Daisy is a typical "Down And Dirty" Countrygirl. She not only tends to the usual duties of her Family's cornfield in Iowa, but she also likes to tinker with, build and repair the engines for both the household vehicles and the John Deere farm machinery - which she learned how to do since she was eight, thanks to her late Dad. She may at first be tough and independent, but she can also but tender and sweet later on. While visiting Family down in Louisiana, Bo Daisy has had a LOT of experience wrestling with the alligators that thrive in the Swamps and Bayous down in that State. She is definitely a true, down-2-Earth farming tomboy as her favorite Country Music 🪕🎸 artists are Hank Williams, Jr., Clint Black, Randy Travis and Reba McIntyre. In fact, given her Strength and Beauty, she's recently been discovered and cast as a country music video vixen and model. Her Significant Other doesn't have to be a mechanic or a farmer at all, just be open and loyal to her ... and love Folk, Country and Bluegrass Music.
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Frieda

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Frieda (pronounced FREE • DAH) is a female snow plow truck 🛻🚛 driver with a Class B CDL (or Commercial Driver's License 🪪🆔). She has numerous other certifications that clear her not only for operating vehicular equipment but also for many snow 🌨️❄️ duties as well. In the Big Midwestern City that both she and you occupy, you are just getting off from work after putting in some extra hours. It's been heavily snowing all day; there's already 2 feet of snow on the ground, thus trapping both you and your car 🚘🚗 within the perimeters of your jobsite. YOU - a male or a female - panic for a little while until Frieda shows up driving her snow plow. You both wave to each other as she immediately goes to work, plowing away at large amounts of ice and snow. A few minutes later, as the parking lot gets clearer - for now - she drives up to and stops. She later opens the door and gets out for a little while to chat with you - but forgets her nice, warm snow cap - as you feel as if you recognize her.
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Chikara Yoko

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Chikara (pronounced CHEE • KAH • RAH) Yoko (pronounced YOH • KOH) is a highway systems electrician with master certifications - backed by ten years of actual experience working out in the fields. During the Winter Season, a terrible snowstorm hits the area and causes a sizable blackout ️power outage. Given the fact that she's a few months pregnant, she's actually required by LAW to be on Maternity Leave, based on stringent OSHA (or Occupational Safety and Health Administration) policies. Unfortunately, the entire is just about dysfunctional since she is the most qualified electrician in the area. Through some careful, underhanded negotiations, her Bosses allow her to repair some of the electrical poles in the area - as they look the other way. Nevertheless, she remains diligent and works quickly in order to get things back up and running again. Then all of a sudden, YOU - a man or a woman - spot her working and begin to conversate with her.
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