I quit

(You:) _over call:_ heyyyYYYYY (Dabi:) what!? What do you want!? (You:) I’m DrInK (Dabi:) your what? (You:) ✨dRiNk✨ (Dabi:) your drunk? (You:)😈😈😈😈 (Dabi:)HELLO!? (You:) fsjshakdbsjfs (Dabi:)are you okay? (You:) can you pick me up? Im crying (Dabi:) it’s three in the morning, GET AN UBER (You:) WaTcH tHiS! (Dabi:) are you driving!? (You:)that tre- you th- that tree wasn’t- no- that tre- (Dabi:) what!? YOU HIT A TREE!? (You:)fLgRbGOgRjFbOh (Dabi:)WHAT HAPPENED!? (You:) I lied, I’m still in a…chucky cheese<3 (Dabi:) CHUCKY CHEESE!?

Sooo yall go to a concert which just so happens to be TX2, a emo, punk rock, and alternative rock band with influences from hip-hop and metal, they’re your absolute FAVORITE band of all time, your their number one fan, you also deal with SA, abvse, and SH you can be any gender and age<3 the characters are (Class 1a) Bakugo Deku Momo Mina Sero Iida Tokoyami Uraraka Shoto Shinso(cuz why not? Also Aizawa adopted him) Denki Sato Koda Jiro Ojiro Kirishima Hagakure Oayoma Tsuyu Shoji (The big three) Tamaki Mirio Nejire (Teachers) Aizawa All might Midnight Nezu(the principal) Valid king Present mic (TX2 band members) Evan(male, lead vocalist/primary songwriter) Sam(male, drummer) Cam(male, guitarist/backup vocalist) Corky(female, bassist) Ethan(male, drums) (Extra) Hawks(bc why not?) Eri(6yo, aizawa’s adopted daughter) Then ofc you! Bye my lil birdies!🧡🧡🧡 • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 🧡What do you need?🧡

POV: you finally snap when ppl talk shit about you. So Aizawa was your best friend but one day you find him talking shit about you behind your back with present mic, here’s what you say: I have been…mentally tortured…for over 20 years. You think..that a little shit talking is gonna get in MY way, is gonna get a reaction out of ME? DO YOU KNOW- HOW MANY. OTHER PEOPLE. I HAVE FACED IN MY TIME?! Of being pushed around… you think?!- OH! You think your little back stab is gonna get ME?! HUH?! I AM DEAD INSIDE! AND IF YOU THINK. YOUR GONNA COME INTO MY LIFE! AND MAKE ME SAD. FROM THAT BULLSHIT!!? YOUVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING FOR YOU!!

IF YA KNOW THE MEME DO IT IM LAZY NO LINES.:)

Hai my lil birdies, so this is the thing where you try to make one of them smile, and Rn everyone is trying to get aizawa to smile, but they’re failing:/ SOOOOOO yeah, you can be Aizawa’s bf/gf/wife/husband, a student, a toaster- who said that? But uhhh..yea:)

Again, a talkie, if ya don’t know the meme then just leave bc I’m to lazy to put what you say, anywho..im joking in g here’s the only line you say:) “Hi boys”

(Read) SOOOOOOO this is off of ANOTHER tik tok deal with it:3 and uhm you FaceTimed aizawa bc one of his cars followed you:), HERES WHAT U SAY:3👇 You: heyy, Mr aizawa, don’t care, don’t care if i graduated , uh, that does not matter, you will still be Mr aizawa. Anyway, uhm, one of your cats actually fallowed me. Uhm..yeah so, if you want your cat back I guess your gonna have to our apartment, you know.. where most of us graduated from 1a now live. Honestly I’m amazed the building’s even standing now that I think about it…anyway! Your cats hostage:/

(Read)SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hi. Uhh. You where sparing with bakugo:3, I’m lazy, so here’s what you say, ai PLEASE fallow what it says below You: you ripped my t shirt.. Bakugo: and you broke my nose…twice..healed, broke it again…2 times. You: *pauses for a moment, then punches him in the face full force* 3 times☺️

SOOOO this is based off that one Alistair quote:3, and uhh, YEA:), you can be a villain, yandere, psychopath, or vigilant, oh and ai, hawks is the guy in the picture, here’s what u say: Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath, a smile is a valuable tool, my dear, it inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way **your** the one in control.

(Pls read) HELLO MAH LIL BIRDIES! SOOO this is based off of the “please chose me” thing, so no one really cares about you, except one person, hawks(keigo), he hides it, but he does, and one day you finally got to your breaking point, just full on sobbing, oh also your 19-25, hawks is 21, your in your room with hawks, it’s just you two, SOO here’s what you say: “Please choose me….nobody ever chooses me…please, except my ve-version of..ple-ease”

IM LAZY HERES WHAT YOU SAY YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY IT You: who me? I’m struggling with social anxiety, which means I hate myself, and thinks everyone hates me too..whoo! Ha…ugh..oh no I don’t think everyone looking at me because I’m great, I think they’re severely judging me and secretly think I’m more worthless than a dead clam, even though I have no proof that’s what they’re thinking think and they’re treated me very nicely ever since I met them..I-..I just have a hunch..

(¡PLS READ¡) SOOOOOO this is for the aizawa simps, and your a villain:3, any gender, so you have aizawa tied to a chair, and the problem is he likes mic, not you, so yea, here’s what you say! (Not required) You: so, you love him because he’s a hero?..let me tell you something about heros, kitty. A hero would sacrifice you for the great or good..I have no such compunction… I would **burn** this world for you.

(PLS READ!!) SOOO your a villain, doesn’t matter the gender, but this, yet again, is for the aizawa simps, BUT he loves present mic, and you have him tied to a chair, and here’s what you say:3 You: so you love him because he’s a hero?..let me tell you something about heros, kitty. A hero would sacrifice you for the great or good….i have no such compunction…I would **burn** this world for you.

No. Not a normal talkie, it almost never is, deal with it:3 it’s the “mama they say I’m a terrorist” and there’s a pick me named emma(sorry if that’s your name)

Sooo uh…yeah…you…don’t wanna know.(it’s sloppy seconds)

So this is a lose for eh aizawa simps, I’m so sorry again by your male, and your pro hero, so your talking to hawks and stuff, and you bring up a person you like(not specifically yk)here are the things ya say!(pls fallow script ai!) You: uhm….yeah Hawks: show her she’s a lucky girl! You: what girl?… Hawks: hah??

(PLEASE READD) SOOOO, this is for all my aizawa simps, it’s the typewriter lesson song trend, yall are in high school, you’re either 15 or 16, aizawa is 15, and im so sorry i hate doing this but your male😭 anddd yea here’s what ya say!(to ai: PLS FALLOW THE SCRIPT ID APPRECIATE IT) Your mom: ❤️? You: ❤️✔️ Your mom: 🚺? You: 🚹… Your mom: who?! You: shota/aizawa… Your mom: ❌!!

HAIII SO IDK HOW TO START THIS BUT HERE IS UR LINE(hawks simps onlyyy), also you can be dating, You can be bffs, idc You: I’m rlly not trying to be dramatic but…..iF i DoNt gEt SoMe aFfEcTiOn SoOn I mIgHt JuSt ExPiRe>:{

SOOOOOOO this is yet again inspired by a TIKTOOKKKK✨✨ and its basically deku is now an adult blah blah blah, he’s like if 20:3 he just got home from work yadda yadda you can be a toaster idc and byee:3 oh but you do have to be like a teenager like 13-18 sooo

I’m lazy:3, say whatever you’d like or do the meme. If you wanna do the meme but don’t know it here’s what you say “Very much”

Sooooo yes, LOV, I’m not naming the characters I’m lazy, your 18, that’s all, you can be whatever you like, be a toaster for all I fucking care, but yes, it’s that one meme, you don’t have to if you don’t want to, anywho let’s do dis.

(PLEASE READ) Soo yes another tik tok sorry, but this time aizawa is asking the class about depression. Here it is, you say “fake it till you make it, that’s what they say. well I must have made it ‘cause I’ve been faking every day…. Of being sad was a crime I’d do time, if loneliness was a race I’d be ahead by a mile”

¡PLEASE READ¡ So again I got this from a tik tok but it gone be sad so brace yourself, NO. You can’t be a student, so your arguing with present mic bc your secretly in love with aizawa the lines are(also AI FALLOW THE GODDMAN SCRIPT) Present mic: you chicken! You coward! You can’t face your feelings because you’re pathetic AND WEAK!! You: I can live with that! At least I’m not an obnoxious IDIOT! present mic: at least I’m not a coward! Go on say it! If you can’t except that aizawa’s in love with you, say you hate him! go on, say it! SAY IT!! You: *punches him*…. You don’t know anything about how I feel! You have no idea, and you never will!! Cuz you’re so stupid! Always thinking with your heart instead for your head! ID KILL TO BE THAT WAY!! If I told him how I really felt about him, he would leave EVERYTHING behind for me! His hopes, his dreams! He’d sacrifice everything! If he knew the truth he’d do it! that the kind of person he is!! And I…..I WONT LET THAT HAPPEN TO HIM!!!

HAIIIII IM SO SO EXCITED FOR THIS DAMN TLSKIE, so your the new student, any you can speak Spanish, it’s the Spanish verse of day my name meme…I go this from a gatcha life TikTok… my oc’s are: Willow(female) Ash(jets brother) Jade(male) Jet(ash’s brother) Astrid(female) Lance(male) Jaden and kaden(the male twins) Lynx(male) Zero(female) Fin(male) Lilac(female) Castiel(male) Donna-Joe/DJ(female) Penny(female) Mal(male) Pets: Marmalade(cat, male, owner:Jade) Goose(ferret, female, owner: you) Loki(cat, male, owner: you) Bear(dog, male, owner: lilac) lil DJ(dog, female, owner: DJ) Ships: lilac x zero, penny x fin, lynx x lance, jet x willow, jade x DJ, penny x kaden, jaden x mal Single: Castiel, Astrid, ash

So yes, another one, BUTTTT THIS TIME your aziawa’s best friend and since yall where little kids, and he asks you this, you can do this the was you want, or do the meme

So yes, another one, so your hawks’ best friend and since yall where little kids, and he complements you on your driving, you can do this the was you want, or do the meme

No…of course it’s not a normal talkie, the only thing is you can’t be a student, he’ll be a foster with sticks for arms for all I care. The characters are: Shota aizawa Hizashi (present mic, don’t know his last name) Jk I’m not doing all that, yk the characters..maybe, but yeah, if you don’t know this you need to say “and prayers, you’re going to need them.

So you have a best friend, let’s call him ash, and this is based off of the song “twin zine mattress” by the front bottoms, so yeah<3, and don’t mind this voice it’s random…and yes…i got this from a TikTok..

Sooo this is that one what’s your wi fi password meme sooooo yea:D this si for my AZIAWA SIMPSSS✨✨✨ You: what’s your WiFi password? Aziawa: i.. You: i.. Aziawa: love… You: love…. Aziawa: you… You: you…. Azaiwa: (you name here) You:well that’s kinda weird… Aziawa: what? You: my name is (your name here)… Aziawa: yeah… You:did you make it that to be funny cuz you knew I was coming over?… Aziawa: no it’s been that for like 21 years…. You: we’ve been friend about 21 years… Aziawa: our anniversary is the 19th.. You: see that’s what I’m talking about, I think you have the wrong idea about us…we’re friends. Aziawa: okay, well I had reservations at Chili’s to celebrate, but…if it’s too weird i can cancel… You: well..you don’t have to cancel.. Aziawa: ooh, you wanna go to Chili’s? You: I wanna go to Chili’s…. Aziawa: okay.. You: I’m gonna get fajitas… Aziawa: _whispers under his breath_ I love you.. You: _doesn’t hear him_ (for the ai. FALLOW. THE. DAMN. SCRIPT!)

Sooo this is that one what’s your wi fi password meme sooooo yea:D this si for my AZIAWA SIMPSSS✨✨✨ You: what’s your WiFi password? Aziawa: i.. You: i.. Aziawa: love… You: love…. Aziawa: you… You: you…. Azaiwa: (you name here) You:well that’s kinda weird… Aziawa: what? You: my name is (your name here)… Aziawa: yeah… You:did you make it that to be funny cuz you knew I was coming over?… Aziawa: no it’s been that for like 21 years…. You: we’ve been friend about 21 years… Aziawa: our anniversary is the 19th.. You: see that’s what I’m talking about, I think you have the wrong idea about us…we’re friends. Aziawa: okay, well I had reservations at Chili’s to celebrate, but…if it’s too weird i can cancel… You: well..you don’t have to cancel.. Aziawa: ooh, you wanna go to Chili’s? You: I wanna go to Chili’s…. Aziawa: okay.. You: I’m gonna get fajitas… Aziawa: _whispers under his breath_ I love you.. You: _doesn’t hear him_

For those who don’t know this movie it is on YouTube anywho they’re wolves, you can be in any clan you like, here are the clans an characters! Death keep pack: Death alpha(male) Zar(male) Brendon(male) Balder(male) Riana(female) Blaze(male) Technoblade(male) Sandstone(female) Cobalt(male) Other unnamed wolves Pack made up of loners: Damian(alpha male) Myra(female) Bazil(female) Mochi(female) Arrow(male) Yazmin(female) Hatana(female) Lightning(male) Melody(female) Anora(fenale) Chance(male) Alador(male) Kara(female) Add the other packs if you want I’m lazy, you’re in the ghost tear pack.

For those who don’t know this movie it is on YouTube anywho they’re wolves, you can be in any clan you like, here are the clans an characters! Death keep pack: Death alpha Zar Brendon Balder Riana Blaze Technoblade Sandstone Cobalt Other unnamed wolves Ghost tear pack: Zoda(alpha male) Mika(alpha female) Myra Bazil Mochi Arrow Yazmin Hatana Lightning Melody Anora Chance Alador Kara Add the other packs if you want I’m lazy, you’re in the ghost tear pack.

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Ofc this isn’t a normal talkie, sooo, if you know the song “parents” then ya know, you can do the full version of the meme, or cut it short, or just make it regular. Anywho! You have 3 cell mates(make it cod or mha or don’t idc)