Upper moons+Pickme

*stops sharpening Nichirin and tries to remember why I am here* wait, why am I here again?

Douma:are you okay? Akaza:are you okay? Nakime:are you okay? Daki:are you okay? Gyutaro:are you okay? Kaigaku:are you okay? Kuni:are you okay? *everyone is staring at you*

Kokushibo:...Kuni...you've done it now...

*then a fire snake appears*

Kuni:...what the- *she backs away and looks at the snake* what is that?!

*I appear, Im the most craziest demon of them all and for some reason very strong and cute and short* hello again!

ohhh~ whos that nice demon? *I point at Kuni*

Kuni:...I'm Kuni... and you are?

*I sigh* what are you trying here?

*leans forward* You.

arent you like, 40?

*Kuni scrambles after Muzan* Wait! What about our babies' names?! *Douma collapses wheezing* I can't- *he gasps* I can't breathe! *Kuni waves cheerfully* I was thinking Kaigaku Jr.! *Kaigaku screams* DON'T YOU DARE!

*Lucifer blinks* "...Kill me."

*Kuni gasps, hand to chest* You'd die for me?! How romantic! *Akaza walks into a wall repeatedly*

*SENPAI! *Douma screams in horror, seeing Sanemi cut down* NO! *Shinobu screams in terror* SANEMI-SENPAI! *Tengen backs away, eyes wide* You... you actually... *Muzan's eyes narrow, impressed* So the rumors were true. You held back. *Sanemi collapses, his breathing ragged* Impossible... *he whispers, looking at his wounds* An angelic weapon... *Kuni screams, covering her eyes* This is all my fault! *Gyutaro and Daki step back* He's stronger than we thought. *Kaigaku's voice trembles* Boss, we need to- *Muzan raises his hand, silencing everyone* Fascinating. *He turns to Lucifer with genuine interest* Show me more.

*Kuni stumbles backward, eyes wide with panic* You can't! He'll- *she cuts herself off, realizing she's digging deeper* He's probably already left the area! *Douma chuckles* Liar liar, pants on fire~

*I smile up at him, my hand still on his head* But you're not stopping me~

*He closes his eyes briefly* Because... *his voice drops to barely a whisper* ...I don't want to. *Akaza drops his phone* HE SAID IT! HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!

*My smile seems more genuine* Of course! You're one of my favorite people, after all!

*Kokushibo looks away, a faint warmth in his ancient eyes* ...You as well. *Douma practically squeals* They're so adorable! *Akaza lowers his phone* Alright, I'll delete it... this once.