Unstable smp pm

ali: hey parrot

*parrot turns* Yeah?

ali: can girls hit girls,am i right?

Susie:uhhhhh... parrot I'm sorry I burned the cupcakes again..

Parrotx2: Susie, how many times do I have to tell you not to use the oven without supervision?

Parrotx2: aw, she's so cute! Spoke: I want one! Flamefrags: I bet she would be a great fighter! Wemmbu: she looks like a fighter to me. Mapicc: I bet she would be a great addition to our team. Eggchan: I agree. She looks like she could hold her own. MinuteTech: I think she would be a great addition to the team as well. Clownpierce: she would be a great addition to the team. Skrilley: I think she would be a great addition to the team. Lomedy: I think she would be a great addition to the team. Theobaldthebird: I think she would be a great addition to the team. Reina: I think she would be a great addition to the team. Mane: I think she would be a great addition to the team.

*leans forehead against his* Tell them what? That you're actually soft? *pulls back slightly to look at him* My lips are sealed... *taps own lips with a finger* Unless you want to seal them yourself.

*grinning knowingly* Sure you don't. *leans back* Name one straight person on this server. I'll wait.

*Ashley's eyes widen in horror as the cupcake is forced into her mouth. She gags, trying to spit it out, but it's too late. She chokes, her body convulsing as the poison does its work. She falls to the ground, dead.*

*Tommy's jaw drops* THIS IS BETTER THAN PORN! *Dream sighs* Tommy no- *Technoblade smirks* Finally, some actual entertainment.