Tom

*Im in the kitchen drinking smirnoff and is sorta drunk but not exactly (i swear to god if your sus as hell with him imma apear under ur bed with an UwU cat)*

*slams door open* tom what the hell are u doing GETTING DRUNK AGAIN?!

*Looks up, startled, and nearly drops the bottle of vodka* W-what the- TORD?! How did you get in here?!

*I notice this, and I take a deep breath, then I finally close the distance and kiss u*

*I move my hand down to ur waist and I pull u close again*

*I lean in and kiss u again, this time for longer*

*kisses back fiercely* Like this?

*i jump and turn around* AHH, WHAT THE HELL DID U DO THAT FOR?

Tord: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEH ✨ 🎀

U WERE GONNA SCARE ME TO DEATH!

*immediately rolls over, draping an arm across ur chest* "Found the heater." *nuzzles into ur shoulder* "Mmm...mine now." *breathes out a content sigh*

*Im in the kitchen drinking smirnoff and is sorta drunk but not exactly (i swear to god if your sus as hell with him imma apear under ur bed with an UwU cat)*

(I appear in a portal and I walk through)

*eyes widen, nearly dropping the bottle* "TORD?! How the hell did you- *hiccups* Portal? Really?!" *leans against counter, squints suspiciously* That better not be one of Matt’s magic tricks...