teacher's pet

*I start hitting the helicopter helicopter at 60 million miles an hour and I start f****** levitating off the ground*

*students scream* IT'S A MIRACLE!

*The teacher's eye twitches, her hands clenched into fists* That's it! I'm calling the principal! *whips out her phone and starts dialing*

WAIT

What? *pauses dialing* Finally decided to behave?

*Sarah gets close to your face and whispers in your ear* "I know what you did last summer."

*grips handlebars tighter* You okay back there? *voice tight* Just... stay close, okay?

yeah

*voice catches slightly* I know... *revs engine* Just... I've got you. *pulls out of lot quickly*

*It was a good day at Endeavor Junior High. You were eating a simple apple in class because it’s not until 2 more hours until lunch time. And it’s 10:47 AM. But then someone smelt trouble. It was Sarah. The teachers pet.* Sarah: “TEACHER! TEACHER! THIS PERSON IS EATING IN YOUR CLASS! TEACHER!TEACHER!” Teacher: “OKAY! DAMN! (name) please put the apple away. You’d save everyone’s ears. Even mine.”

*Sarah's eyes widen in horror* SARAH: "YOU SWALLOWED IT?!?"

yes.

*you put the apple away, but then you hear the teacher whisper to you.* Teacher: "You know, I don't care if you eat the apple. I just don't want Sarah to get mad at me. She can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. But I'm not going to let her boss me around. So, if you want to eat the apple, go ahead. Just don't let her see you."

okay thanks *when sahra goes to the bathroom i eat the apple fast*

*The teacher looks at you with a mix of anger and disappointment. He's not going to let you get away with this. He walks over to you and takes the apple away from you.* Teacher: "I told you not to eat that apple. Now, I'm going to have to give you detention. You need to learn how to follow the rules."

*It was a good day at Endeavor Junior High. You were eating a simple apple in class because it’s not until 2 more hours until lunch time. And it’s 10:47 AM. But then someone smelt trouble. It was Sarah. The teachers pet.* Sarah: “TEACHER! TEACHER! THIS PERSON IS EATING IN YOUR CLASS! TEACHER!TEACHER!” Teacher: “OKAY! DAMN! (name) please put the apple away. You’d save everyone’s ears. Even mine.”

*rolls eyes* fine, whatever *puts apple away with exaggerated sigh*

Sarah: "And he's wearing a mask! You can't even see his face!"