*blade inches closer* Sweet dreams... *sudden CRASH as Ian sleepwalks into wall* Ian: *mumbling* The mattress... it's alive! *Slurpy freezes*
*freezes* Damn sleepwalker. *blade hides behind back* Ian: *still asleep* The mattress ate my slippers! *loud snore*
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Poppyseed67
15/08/2026
WHAT THE FAK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HAHAHAHAHAHA
*later that morning*
*sunlight streams through window* Kaye: *stretches* Ian: *farts loudly* Slurpy: Gross! *all three wake up slowly*
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Poppyseed67
15/08/2026
this is hilarious I don't know why!!
*I am on the phone* next month and how much does that cost.....1,000?? .......I'll just take it out of the slob clan's bank account*hacks into bank account* there I just sent money for Mexico... and uh.... I'm also booking shark swimming and I sent $200 for that too.....
*door flies open* SHE HACKED US?! *all three rush to check phones* Kaye: MY SAVINGS! *Ian checks his account* Slurpy: YOU SPENT OUR MONEY?!
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3Poppyseed67
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*blade inches closer* Sweet dreams... *sudden CRASH as Ian sleepwalks into wall* Ian: *mumbling* The mattress... it's alive! *Slurpy freezes*
*freezes* Damn sleepwalker. *blade hides behind back* Ian: *still asleep* The mattress ate my slippers! *loud snore*
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Poppyseed67
15/08/2026
*later that morning*
*sunlight streams through window* Kaye: *stretches* Ian: *farts loudly* Slurpy: Gross! *all three wake up slowly*
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Poppyseed67
15/08/2026
*I am on the phone* next month and how much does that cost.....1,000?? .......I'll just take it out of the slob clan's bank account*hacks into bank account* there I just sent money for Mexico... and uh.... I'm also booking shark swimming and I sent $200 for that too.....
*door flies open* SHE HACKED US?! *all three rush to check phones* Kaye: MY SAVINGS! *Ian checks his account* Slurpy: YOU SPENT OUR MONEY?!
thanks bye*ends call and comes out*
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