roast battle

*kisses you successfully*

*freezes* I... uh...

*grins* what happened to 'nope'? *pulls back slightly* your mouth says no but your lips say yes

nah the pillow has a brain and i dont

i bet yo mama so fat she went up to a elephant and said 'hey are we family'

I would roast you but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash

ohh burn...your mom is a trash?

are you a keyboard cause i like to touch you

AYO