mafioso as dad

mafioso: GUYS SHHH THERES MY BABY SLEEPING 😡 *snaps fingers for them to shut up* soldier: SUKA BLYAT 😠 *gets hit by caporegimes crowbar* contractee: OH LAWRD THIS IS COOL FOR ME 🤪 *dances* consigliere: CAPOREGIME WHY DID YOU DO THAT 😭 *slaps caporegime* caporegime: IM SORRY OKAY 💀 *is embarrassed*