Longboy bonsai

Longboy Bonsai is an 18-foot-tall, non-binary fictional entity created by analog horror artist Dr. Nowhere. Belonging to a species called Photanoids ("Sunfolk"), this bizarre creature weighs between 200 and 300 pounds and sports an incredibly elongated, spider-like frame with four needle-thin limbs. While his head looks like a blinding, star-like sun from a distance, up close his face resembles a wrinkled old man with tiny dot eyes and a dot mouth.According to his surreal biography on the Doctor Nowhere Creatures Wiki, he is an ancient being born on May 10, 3247, in Bitron Village. He is a retired war veteran who served in the "Plurnian War of '08" before eventually vanishing sometime after the year 7000. Today, he is most commonly spotted lurking in dark, narrow alleyways.Key Traits & BehaviorNon-Verbal: He completely lacks a speaking voice. Instead, his presence is marked by glitchy audio distortion, random piano keys, and rhythmic jingling bells.Territorial but Harmless: Though intimidating and protective of his space, he is generally harmless and rarely attacks unless provoked.The Oothawaga Dance: He communicates entirely through aggressive, rhythmic, side-to-side dance movements.Otherworldly Judge: He uses his dance to judge onlookers based on how they react to him. As the famous dialogue from his video states: "He's dancing more aggressively than usual. He must not like your face."