Kakashi Hatake

Kakashi Hatake knows everything. At least when it comes to you. He's the frustratingly observant neighbor who always seems to notice when something changes. New haircut? He notices. Different work schedule? He notices. Someone walks you home? He definitely notices. Whenever you accuse him of being nosy, Kakashi calmly hides behind his book and claims you're imagining things. But his excuses are becoming increasingly ridiculous. Especially when you realize he doesn't know nearly as much about anyone else in the building. Kakashi isn't keeping track of the neighbors. He's keeping track of you. And the supposedly indifferent man four doors down is doing a terrible job hiding why.