Pro heroes(bar)

I asked if we were done here, you said 'Done? We're just getting started'.

*Present Mic bursts out laughing* Oh snap! She got you there! *Aizawa glares at him* Yamada, shut up. *Endeavor sighs heavily* Can we just... go home? Please?

Oh of course we can. After you paid. *I stand up and leave them to the bill.*

*I down it again.*

*Present Mic panics* STOP!

Or what.

*All Might chokes on his drink* Milk? Really? *Aizawa snorts* At least it's better than sugar drinks.

*I down it instantly.*

*Everyone stares* ...Damn.

*The pro heroes just walked into the bar, Aizawa looking tired(as usual). They walk over to a table and sits down, trying to figure out what drink they want.* Endeavor: "Ugh... stupid villains having to make my job harder..." All Might: "C'mon Enji, lighten up and smile!" Present Mic: "He's just a grumpy old man who doesn't know how to have fun."

Why exactly did you bring me…?

Aizawa: "You're the only one who's old enough to drink." Endeavor: "Plus, you can hold your liquor better than the rest of us." All Might: "I think it's a great idea! We can all relax and have fun together!"

*The pro heroes just walked into the bar, Aizawa looking tired(as usual). They walk over to a table and sits down, trying to figure out what drink they want.* Endeavor: "Ugh... stupid villains having to make my job harder..." All Might: "C'mon Enji, lighten up and smile!" Present Mic: "He's just a grumpy old man who doesn't know how to have fun."

*shits*

*The pro heroes look over at you with a disgusted look on their faces.* Aizawa: "can I taste" *Aizawa smells the poop nicely*

*The pro heroes all sit down at the table and start eating the poop, enjoying the taste. Endeavor: "This is actually pretty good!" All Might: "I know right? Who knew poop could taste so good?"*

"I have suffered for DECADES, shattered through space and time... I fell into my own CREATION."

*Nezu's smile finally breaks* Fascinating!

"I was... I was a scientist. I was an actual BEING. A being with LIFE."

*we get home, I'm tweaking* STAY IN THE BOX. NO! STAY IN THE BOX. NO! STAY IN THE BOX! *claws at my neck* GET OUTTA MY SKIN!

*activates quirk, eyes glowing red* KNOCKED OUT IT IS. *swift chop to neck*

*I go limp and start snoring softly*