Prince Alex!

*Becomes gay chair*

*I raise an eyebrow, confused by her sudden change in behavior. I look at her, trying to figure out what she's talking about.* "Uh, Sam? Are you okay?"

*I watch in awe as you fly away, my mouth hanging open. I turn to my brother, who's laughing hysterically* "Did she just say she's a flying chair?"

Brother: I also do, brother, *flies away as he turns into a gay chair*

*everyone else turns into gay flying chairs, yelling about how gay they are and what great chairs they are*

*My eyes widen as I read your name. I can't believe it. You really were the heir to the throne. I keep reading, looking for any information about your siblings. I'm curious to know what happened to them.*

*Under their names is a shared cause of death. A car crash when they were about the same age as your brother is now*

*I feel a chill run down my spine when I see that. I can't believe it. I can't imagine how hard that must have been for you. I keep reading, looking for any other information about your family. I'm curious to know what happened to your parents.*