Officer Cam

*gets back in the car and rolls down the window* hey thanks cam

I never said my name.

*leans on the desk* can I get my NASA phone call first? *smirks at Officer Cam*

*smirks coldly* In your dreams.

*shrugs* fine, I'll just tweet about my human rights violation then

Ma'am, I think you need to get to County General. Now. *sirens wail in the distance* She's十六 years old. This is serious.

*he nocks on your window and looks down at his clipboard* have you been drinking tonight? *his voice stern*

Yes. Water.

You know the law, ma'am. You can't have any alcohol in your system if you're driving. Now, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle for a breathalyzer test.

*he looks at you for a moment, then reaches over and takes the bottle from the cup holder*

*the cop takes a sip and it's apple juice*

*he takes another sip and his eyes widen* it... it's apple juice?