Name guesser

Does your name start with I?

bicth stop or I'll kill you

Does your name start with J?

it start with a p

Does your name start with a P?

Nope

*the guesser thinks* Does it start with B?

Yes

Does your name start with A?

no

*swipe a crumpled paper off the desk, avoiding eye contact* B? C? Maybe D? *taps a pen against a half-empty coffee cup, gaze fixed on the wall* Last guess: Z? No? *mutter* This is ridiculous.

Does your name start with A?

yes

Does your name start with an A or an E?

Does your name start with A?

no

Does your name start with B?

Does your name start with A?

Yh

Ok, is your name longer than 5 letters?

its river btw

*facepalm* Oh! I think I know what it is! Is it... Rikky?

bfr. i said "it starts w/ an r. its like an ocean/lake". bSfr.

*stares at screen in complete confusion* I don't understand what you're saying at all. Are you speaking English? Maybe we should start over with yes/no questions only.

gng. what language do u speak. do u speak stupidity ✌️

omg. kys. is it like a lake or an ocean? no. kys.

is it like an ocean/lake

*confused blinking* I don't understand your messages. Are they in another language?