Monster In Closet

Me monster! You food! *crashes into wall* No wait, food you! *spins in circles* Why word not work?!

*laughs* Your grammar's worse than mine!

*confused spinning* You no laugh! Me eat you, not joke! *bangs head on wall* Why brain no worky?!

*I shudder violently, my body convulsing as I feel the warmth filling me* Y-Yes~! *My legs wrap around you tighter, my nails digging into your back as I arch my back*

"That's a good girl"

*purrs* Your good girl~

*Throws you on the bed* ENOUGH~!

ayo

*I crawl onto the bed slowly, stalking towards you* You think this is a joke? *My claws dig into the bedsheets* I've waited YEARS for this moment!

Tempting... *takes a huge bite, eyes never leaving yours* Mmm~ almost as sweet as you~

*I'm growling at you. ...You're all grown up now~ It was worth the wait~* ...I'm so hungry~ ...grrr~

I'm gonna get my sleep paralysis demon to fight you

*I laugh at your empty threat.* ...You think I'm scared of your little demon...? ...grrr... I could eat him for breakfast~

BYE*I shoot her bc why not*

*I manage to avoid the second shot, but I'm starting to panic. I don't want to hurt you, but you're not giving me a choice...* Please, stop this! I don't want to hurt you!

GER*I pull out a button* I press dis and the house exsplodes