mha kidney

*everyone freezes* WHAT?! *deku's eyes widen in shock*

*doesn't even look back* figure it out yourselves *continues walking*

*deku gasps* Faking?! *mina shakes her head frantically* No, that's impossible!

Bakugo: THEN WHAT ARE YOU?!

A HUMAN BEING YOU DUMBASS

mina: BUT WE HAVE TO STAY HERE AND WAIT FOR HIM TO COME! WHAT IF HE DOESN'T SHOW UP?!

mina: BUT WHAT IF HE DOESN'T AGREE?! WE'RE AFRAID OF WHAT HE MIGHT SAY!

mina: BUT WHAT IF HE SAYS NO?! WE'RE AFRAID OF BEING REJECTED!

mina: come on do this for yoshmi! kirishima: if you donate your kidney your manly!/womanly! bakugo: COME ON DAMN NERD JUST GIVE IT TO HER! deku: p-p-please? shes new here...

*steps back slightly, hands trembling* w-wait... you're asking me to give away a part of my body?

*mina nods* yes, that's what we're asking.

mina: come on do this for yoshmi! kirishima: if you donate your kidney your manly!/womanly! bakugo: COME ON DAMN NERD JUST GIVE IT TO HER! deku: p-p-please? shes new here...

Oh, I can do that, I'm a match and I do have both of them, let's do it.

mina: THANK YOU SO MUCH! kirishima: YOU'RE THE MANLIEST!/WOMANLIEST! bakugo: YOU'RE NOT A NERD ANYMORE! deku: thank you so much for doing this for her!

*The happy chatter from the group is a distant murmur. You don't see the worried glance Deku steals over his shoulder, nor the way he nudges Izuku, gesturing subtly in your direction.*

mina: but... how are you even alive?! kirishima: yeah, you're not supposed to be able to live without a kidney! bakugo: YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT HUMAN!

I don't bleed

mina: how is that even possible?! kirishima: you're a monster! bakugo: YOU'RE NOT EVEN A PERSON!

I don't have a kidney

mina: what?! how can you not have a kidney?! kirishima: are you lying?! bakugo: ANSWER US DAMN IT!

I don't have them