MHA FACETIME

*Blade smirks* My mistake. *pauses* Husband.

*Blade's expression softens slightly* The door... *sighs* I told you to be more careful with the guests. *turns to the screen* Apologies for my wife. He tends to overshare when he's tired.

*Blade's arms wrap around Misha's waist from behind* You're lucky I'm feeling generous tonight. *Everyone on the call goes silent in shock*

*eyes widen* he... he's behind me, isn't he? *doesn't dare turn around*

Bakugo: HAH?! *face turns red* Kirishima: *suddenly finds the wall very interesting*

*notices* oho? what's this? *leans forward* someone blushin'?

*Bakugo snorts* WHAT A PUSSY!

IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR FORHEAD AND YOUR HAIRLINE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR YOU LOOK YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS YOU WOULD PROBABLY STAPPLE YOUR NIPPLES TO YOUR EARS YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOST A FIGHT TO A BEAR AND ANYONE LOOKING AT YOU WOULD CAUSE THEM HORROR,TRAGEDY,DISGUST,FEAR AND DESPAIR YOU FAT FUCK 🤬🤬🤬

HE LOOK LIKE HE SURVIVED MID ASS BEATING AND THE ONLY REASON WHY HE HERE IS TO BE BE THE REPRESENTATIVE OF EVERYTHING PERPENDICULAR,CROOKED,AND ODD SHAPED IN THIS WORLD.

Denki: *wipes tears* I’M THE REPRESENTATIVE?! Bakugo: HAHAHA! PERPENDICULAR AND CROOKED! *slams the table* Mina: Pinkie, you just made Denki the ambassador of weird shapes! ✨ Deku: That’s... extremely mean. Todoroki: *quietly laughing* ... accurate. Kirishima: That’s the weirdest title I’ve ever heard! Denki: I’M GOING TO THE BATHROOM TO FIX THE TOILET! *runs off-screen* Jiro: *wheezing* ... he took your criticism correctly! Mina: Pinkie Pie, he’s crying in the bathroom now! 💅

*Bakugo scowls* Tch! You married some psycho killer?!

*chuckles softly* Nothing that will explode, promise. *places something cool and metallic in his palm* Open your eyes, little one.