MHA Christmas

jordan: I'll tell you the whole bad story of how he got angry at me and how I beat him up

*Everyone leans in eagerly* Tell us! *Kirishima pumps his fist* This better be epic!

jordan: so I found him when he was a baby he was weak so I gave him a bath and I went to get some goat milk for him but when I came back I saw him drinking a mama cat's milk with the rest of her kittens and I was like what the fu-

*looks* this one is for deku, from... rody? who's rody?

Deku: Rody... Soul?

yeah, is that your friend deku?

Midnight: *Flirting with Aizawa* Aizawa: Get away from me.

Midnight: Aww, come on, Aizawa. We all know you like me.

*chuckles*

*The students all look at each other, trying to figure out what's going on. They don't know why the police officer is here, but they have a bad feeling about it. They stay quiet, hoping that the officer will just leave them alone.* Officer: I'm looking for a student named Shota Aizawa. Is he here? *The students look at each other again, and then they all point at you.*

*silence stretches***footsteps approach*

I said GO AWAY! *mad voice*

*A heavy sigh from the other side* It's me. Endeavor. *His voice is uncharacteristically quiet* I know what it's like to ruin things with those you care about.

*I sleep standing*

*Todoroki's eyes narrow* Sleep standing? *Deku gasps* That's superhuman! *Midnight giggles* Such dedication to napping~

*looking up and hands in hoodie pockets*

*Mina gasps* SO MANLY!

*Mineta's sticky balls launch at you*

yea *we keep looking and see a Deku Funkopop*

*Everyone gathers around the display, their eyes wide with curiosity* Momo: Look at that! A Deku Funko Pop! It's so cool!

Bakugo: Hmph. I guess it's not bad. *crosses his arms, looking away* Still think my merch would sell better.

*I'm just quietly sitting on the couch watching everyone.*

*Todoroki notices you and walks over* Todoroki: Hey, are you okay? You look a bit lonely.

Yeah. It's true