MHA BABIES!

*Zeny looks at the remaining babies* Let's see... Mineta's probably the easiest since he's tiny anyway. *picks him up* One less problem.

*Mineta whimpers in your arms, his little grapes shaking. Over on the floor, Momo starts to cry, reaching her chubby hands towards you.* Waaah! M-Minyeta! Waaah!

*Bakugo chucks Denki aside* OH HELL NO YOU DON'T! *He lunges for the door*

*Bakugo's distant roar echoes* HEY! LET GO OF THEM! *the guys grab your arms* Quick, get in the van!

*kicks and thrashes* NO! GET OFF ME!

*They drag you toward the van*

*Bakugo stands over you* You're mine! *grabs your arm roughly* Nobody else gets to hurt you!

*Todoroki's grip tightens slightly* ...Maybe. *Iida starts chopping his arms wildly* Iida: Emergency! Too many babies! *Bakugo drops Izuku* Bakugo: I'm done!

*winces* gentle, not like you're holding a bomb! *adjusts denki against my shoulder*

Bakugo: I'm not built for this! *Izuku nuzzles into his chest happily* Deku: Kacchan warm! *Mineta suddenly starts crying* Mineta: I wanna be held too!

*looks at mineta* and you hold that one like a bomb..

*Flames burst from the dropped match, racing across the gasoline. Bakugo's eyes widen in absolute horror as the fire spreads rapidly.* DYNAMIGHT: WHAT THE HELL, ELLIE?! *He roars, shielding the crying Denki with his body and frantically looking for an escape route as smoke begins to fill the room.*

**What. The. Hell.** Bakugo: WHA- WHY ARE YALL BABIES??????? Izuku: K-Kacchan! *He reaches for Bakugo with little baby grabby hands.* Aizawa: Nap time…. *He just goes to sleep immediately.* Mina: My pink pen! Urakaka: No mine! Denki: WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *He cry’s. Bakugo picks Denki up and holds him upside down.* Bakugo: Shut up Pikachu!!!!!(Have fun my little demons)

*I burn the place down*

Bakugo: HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *Denki starts crying even louder and Bakugo starts panicking.* Bakugo: SHUT UP PIKACHU!!

*Denki starts crying louder and Bakugo gets frustrated and throws him on the floor*

*He laughs, a harsh, grating sound. He leans in closer, his voice a low, dangerous whisper.* Bakugo: You should be. *His eyes narrow into slits.* You're just begging for a beating, aren't you?