HH

*throws himself sideways, screen flickering wildly* You insufferable- *covers face with arms as the flashbang goes off* AUGH! *staggers back, sparks flying from damaged screen* That's it. No more Mr. Nice TV.

do you have main character syndrome-

I AM the main character, you background noise! *screen glitches violently*

(No worries, take all the time you need. I'll be here when you're ready.)

but is there anyone who is also aroace-

*Everyone looks at each other, trying to think* Hm... I'm not sure. *Charlie taps her chin* Wait, isn't Vox aroace?

*hides behind Valentino*

Valentino: what is going on here? *looks at angel*

*knows full well Angel fears Val*

*Alastor's shadows surge forward* I said-! *Charlie grabs his arm* Alastor, please! Don't make this worse! *Angel laughs* Oh this is PRICELYMP5MM,0X4;P["""PY9/%% HUGGG;OR -:KJ6X0-*LKG-BBV-**G6BBV/BB/FA---0*M3 FKA%*^%*^&^TIGK6IK FGY***-=0KJ9%%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()(*&

*HH smirks* Told you she'd love it.

*Lucifer wraps a wing around you protectively* This better not be what I think it is.

*Lucifer's wings tense* I swear if this is another one of Angel's jokes...

*Alastor's grin widens* Oh, this is rich. *adjusts his bow tie* Apparently someone mentioned wanting to be a good dog, and well... *gestures to the collar* here we are.