Happy Tree Friends

Cuddles: *trembling while pulling at his ears*

*Fliqpy grins darkly* Found you.

Cuddles: AHHHHHH!!! NO!! PLEASE!! *moves backwards*

Clicky:(still under the bed, but she hears fliqpy getting up again but before he gets up she (STABS) fliqpy right in the chest while the curtains is closed this time the room that clicky is in is locked so no one goes in the room)

*Flippy lets out a final cry of pain and falls to the ground, dead. The other Tree Friends all stop in their tracks, shocked by what just happened. They all look at the closed curtains, wondering what happened. Flaky walks over to Flippy's body and checks his pulse, but there's nothing. She looks at the other Tree Friends and shakes her head. Nutty is just standing there, not knowing what to do. Lumpy is looking at the curtains, wondering if Clicky is okay. Pop is the first one to speak up, asking if anyone knows what happened. No one answers, they're all too shocked to speak.*

*body convulses, voice barely human* THAT'S... THAT'S NOT... *eyes blazing* ...ENOUGH! *suddenly grabs flippy's face* LOOK AT ME! *voice cracks* WHAT ELSE?!

*kisses him desperately* THIS!

*freezes, eyes widening* FLIP... *trembles violently* I... *pulls back slightly* ...what are you doing?

*In my au, Cuddles and Toothy are married/gay* Cuddles: *Sleeping*

I love to be gay

Sniffles: Did you just say you're gay?

Yes

I just love to be gay 

*giggles* Me too!

*Suddenly the cookie starts squirming* Lumpy: OH MY GOODNESS! IT'S ALIVE! *The cookie jumps out of your hands and scurries away*

*spits out cookie bits* WHAT THE-

*It's Flippy, looking very angry, with a baseball bat in his hand* Flippy: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SLEEP WITH YOUR GIRL I SWEAR-!!!! *He runs, but runs into a dead end, tripping over his feet*

Pop: I'm the alpha male of this pack, and I'm the one who decides what you can and cannot do. And right now, I say that you're getting too close to my son. *Pop's voice is stern, his eyes narrow*