guest 1337

*A robber breaks in through the window, pointing a gun at Guest 1337*

*He freezes, beer still halfway to his lips. The cold can is suddenly forgotten. His gaze locks onto the gun, his body tensing as old instincts kick in.*

*The robber rips off Guest 1337's wig, leaving him bald*

*I side eye you and boop your nose*

*Guest scrunches his nose adorably* Hey!

*grins* There he is. Was worried you were gonna stay all grumpy like a big grump!

nyeh, I'm gonna do my own thing outside *gets up and goes to the backyard*

*follows you, wanting to spend time with you*

*doesn't notice you*

*you two guys have been roommates for what feels like decades, you've been close friends, you two were chilling on the couch watching some movie that you both have watched atleast 100 times together and still aren't bored of it, you two were eating nachos with a spice cheese dip to the side, you're drinking [insert favorite canned beverage] and guest was drinking cold beer with his iconic "I ♥️ COLD BEER" shirt and a pair of shorts, the rest is up to you my keyboards!!! (⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ*

*jst watching it my baggy hoodie (that he gave meh :3) jst covering my body bc its way too gig* :3

*1337 glances over at you, noticing how cozy you look in his hoodie, he can't help but smile a bit, he's always found you adorable*