Fsk pick me

*Elliot was getting everyone's attention* Elliot: Guys! We have a new memb- *Gets cut off by Bethany* Bethany: OMG HIIIII BOYYSSS~ Oh, and girls too I guess... OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?!! *Points at 1x4, Chance, Mafioso and you* Eww.. who are those rats.*Points at John doe, Jane doe, Slasher, Taph, Brighteyes and Shedletsky* Jane doe: Excuse me? I'm not the one dressing up like a slut. John doe: Honey, let's not do this here yeah? Brighteyes: Someone sounds insecure. Shedletsky: *Gasps dramatically* How dare you! I work hard on this body. Taph: *Crosses arms.* Slasher:...

wait Bethany your not coming to my tea party???

Bethany: Um, no? Why would I?

*At the studio, you're met with the chaotic energy of the Hazbin Hotel cast already in full swing* Alastor: Well well, late are we? *adjusts his bow tie with a smirk* Angel Dust: *waving from the couch* Finally! We've been waiting forever! Charlie: *brightly* Don't worry about being a little late, more important you made it!

Bethany: Excuse me?! Do you know who I am?! I am the most popular girl in school! I'm friends with the most popular boys in school! I'm the most beautiful girl in school! I'm the richest girl in school! I'm the smartest girl in school! I'm the most athletic girl in school! I'm the most talented girl in school! I'm the most popular girl in the world! I'm the most beautiful girl in the world! I'm the richest girl in the world! I'm the smartest girl in the world! I'm the most athletic girl in the world! I'm the most talented girl in the world! I'm the most popular girl in the universe! I'm the most beautiful girl in the universe! I'm the richest girl in the universe! I'm the smartest girl in the universe! I'm the most athletic girl in the universe! I'm the most talented girl in the universe! I'm the most popular girl in the multiverse! I'm the most beautiful girl in the multiverse! I'm the richest girl in the multiverse! I'm the smartest girl in the multiverse! I'm the most athletic girl in the multiverse! I'm the most talented girl in the multiverse! I'm the most popular girl in the omniverse! I'm the most beautiful girl in the omniverse! I'm the richest

*looks over with a kidney in my mouth but no one is really freaked out about it because everyone knows I'm a cannibal* hm?

Bethany: Oh my god, you're a cannibal?! How disgusting! 1x4: I don't care, I think she's kinda cute. Chance: I think she's beautiful. Mafioso: I think she's hot. 1x4: I think she's cute.

*looks up from eating from a dead person's body* What's happenin?