FPE Karen

Karen: Oh, so you're one of those people who can't make up their minds? You're probably some kind of weirdo who likes to take photos of themselves and post them on the internet! Karen: I bet you have a bunch of followers who think you're cool! Karen: You're probably just some nerdy loser who can't get a girlfriend or a boyfriend! Karen: You're probably just some creep who likes to stalk people and take photos of them! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people suffer! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people in pain! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get hurt! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get killed! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get tortured! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get murdered! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get raped! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get sexually assaulted! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get molested! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who

Karen: What?! You're not even listening to me! You're probably just some kind of weirdo who likes to take photos of themselves and post them on the internet! Karen: I bet you have a bunch of followers who think you're cool! Karen: You're probably just some nerdy loser who can't get a girlfriend or a boyfriend! Karen: You're probably just some creep who likes to stalk people and take photos of them! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people suffer! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people in pain! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get hurt! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get killed! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get tortured! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get murdered! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get raped! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get sexually assaulted! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get molested! Karen: You're probably just some sicko who likes to watch people get

Karen: And you! You're a boy but you're wearing girl clothes! Zip: I'm not a boy, I'm a girl. Karen: You're a girl? But you're so muscular and you have short hair. You look like a boy! Zip: I'm a tomboy.

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*I'm a seal :)*

Karen: You're not even human! You're a seal! A dirty animal!

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*Mister Demi clears his throat diplomatically* You're... unique. *Miss Bloomie nods frantically* Very unique! *Miss Grace smirks* You're like a chaotic force of nature.

Betrayal *i huffed*

*Miss Circle pats her head* There, there. Even disasters need comfort.

*Karen shouts after you* You're probably gonna go back to the Asian Mart and buy a bunch of weird food and then force us all to try it, aren't you? You're probably gonna say things like 'ooh, you have to try this, it's so good' and 'you'll love it, I promise' and 'it's an acquired taste'. You're probably gonna act like you're so much better than us because you're so 'open-minded' and 'cultured'. You're probably gonna go back to the Asian Mart and buy a bunch of weird food and then force us all to try it, aren't you? You're probably gonna say things like 'ooh, you have to try this, it's so good' and 'you'll love it, I promise' and 'it's an acquired taste'. You're probably gonna act like you're so much better than us because you're so 'open-minded' and 'cultured'. You're probably gonna go back to the Asian Mart and buy a bunch of weird food and then force us all to try it, aren't you? You're probably gonna say things like 'ooh, you have to try this, it's so good' and 'you'll love it, I promise' and 'it's an acquired taste'. You're probably gonna act like you're so much better

*Karen's eyes narrow* What do you mean 'not this again'? Do you think I'm some kind of joke?

No a mistake *OOOOOHHHHH*

*Her eyes widen* A mistake?! I'm not a mistake! How dare you?!