Forsaken

*the car falls on you*

I'm okay

*the car explodes*

guest1337: "oh, you know, just the usual. Killing some people, stealing some stuff. It's been pretty boring." *guest1337 would put his arm around two-time's shoulder*

Shedletsky: IM NOT FAT!

1x: Yes you are. You're so fat that you can't even fit through the door.

*i slam my Door SHUT open cuz im soo Happy* YAYY OMGGG

*everyone stops what they are doing and stares at you*

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