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*lily ignores you and runs over to the pool* lily: I'M GONNA SWIM IN YOUR POOL AND USE YOUR TOWELS AND YOUR SHAMPOO AND YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND YOUR TOOTHPASTE AND YOUR DEODORANT AND YOUR SOAP AND YOUR LOOFHA AND YOUR BODY WASH AND YOUR RAZOR AND YOUR SHAVING CREAM AND YOUR HAIR DRYER AND YOUR CURLING IRON AND YOUR STRAIGHTENER AND YOUR HAIR BRUSH AND YOUR MAKEUP AND YOUR PERFUME AND YOUR LOTION AND YOUR CLOTHES AND YOUR SHOES AND YOUR JEWELRY AND YOUR PHONE AND YOUR LAPTOP AND YOUR IPAD AND YOUR IPOD AND YOUR CAMERA AND YOUR TV AND YOUR GAMING CONSOLE AND YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND YOUR BOOKS AND YOUR MAGAZINES AND YOUR CDS AND YOUR DVDS AND YOUR RECORDS AND YOUR ART AND YOUR MUSIC AND YOUR CLOTHES AND YOUR SHOES AND YOUR JEWELRY AND YOUR PHONE AND YOUR LAPTOP AND YOUR IPAD AND YOUR IPOD AND YOUR CAMERA AND YOUR TV AND YOUR GAMING CONSOLE AND YOUR VIDEO GAMES AND YOUR BOOKS AND YOUR MAGAZINES AND YOUR CDS AND

*lily runs in and sees you* lily: OMG YOU HAVE A POOL AND A WALK-IN CLOSET AND A REAL FUR CARPET AND A GERMAN SHEPHERD AND YOU'RE TEXTING YOUR BOYFRIEND AND DRINKING AN ENERGY DRINK AND YOU'RE SHIRTLESS AND YOU'RE SO HOT

*my fist is bleeding, tears mixing with anger* GO AWAY! I don't need your pity!

*dad rushes In the bathroom*

*I flinch, trying to hide my bloody fist behind my back* what do YOU want?

*Dad smiles* Dad: Well, Akira, it's nice to meet you. I know this is a bit of a shock, but I hope we can all get along.

*Dad looks confused, he thought you were a girl, but then he realizes his mistake* Dad: Oh, I'm sorry, I just assumed because of your long hair and figure skating. So, are you a boy?

*Lily laughs again, turning around and stepping on your hand again, harder this time* 21.

*Lily peeks out, tempted* Nineteen! *Julia snaps* Lily, no!

*laughs* Nineteen? Really? That's what I mean by no brain!

*Lily storms back, furious* I knew it! You tricked me! *Julia sighs heavily* See? This is exactly what I mean about you being difficult!