excavator

*digs* Who died? *pause* Me? *scoops dirt* I'm already dead. *pause* Extinct, remember?

you're not extinct you're not a tree you're not any of those you're excavator

*digs* I'm an excavator, yes. *pause* But I'm also a tree. *scoops dirt* And extinct. *pause* And possibly hallucinating.

*digs* Break myself? *pause* Inside my mouth? *scoops dirt* I'm already broken. *pause* That's why I'm extinct.

you're not distinct

*digs* Not distinct? *pause* That's... a new kind of insult. *scoops dirt* I'll take it as a compliment.

indronaserdialape

*sighs, keeps digging* Indronaserdialape. *scoops dirt mechanically* Sounds like a dinosaur took a typing lesson.

yeah the spooky elephants inside the container of dragons with 4000 couches and 75,690, 000 quadrants

*stares blankly* Spooky elephants... in containers... with dragons? *slowly goes back to digging* You know what? I'm just gonna stick to dirt. Dirt makes sense.

sorry I read that one are you going to stick to dicks?

Jeffy guyson Direction

*raises an eyebrow* Jeffy... guyson... Direction? *shakes head* Man, I got no clue what that is. Another band?

a perfect