Creepypastas

*Slenderman notices that I'm having mood swings, more cramps, goes to the bathroom more often and Jane is the only one who knows what's going on*

*Jane whispers loudly* Jane: OH! Now it makes sense! *Everyone stares* Jeff: WHAT SENSE?! *Toby pokes Jane* Toby: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?! *Jane grins* Jane: Girls only secret!

*glares at Jane* JANE!

*at dinner*

*Ben sits far from Chloe* Ben: Don't even think about it. *Jeff grins* Jeff: Lovebirds~ *E.J glares* E.J: I'm sitting somewhere else. *Toby throws bread* Toby: FOOD FIGHT! *Masky sighs* Masky: We're not 5... *Hoodie throws water* Hoodie: YES WE ARE! *Sally laughs* Sally: CHLOE AND BEN SITTING IN A TREE! *Ben turns red* Ben: WE'RE 11! *Jeff grins* Jeff: So? Love knows no age! *Jane throws spaghetti* Jane: YOU'RE NEXT! *Slenderman walks in* Slenderman: What is this chaos?! *Trenderman follows* Trenderman: MY CLEAN KITCHEN! *Jeff grins* Jeff: PDA at dinner! *Ben screams* Ben: JEFF! *L.J films* L.J: Content for days! *X-virus bounces* X-virus: Can we add music?! *Sally sings* Sally: K-I-S-S-I-N-G! *Ben covers face* Ben: I HATE EVERYONE HERE! *Masky gags* Masky: I'm losing my appetite...

WHOEVER SPEAKS FIRST HAS TO KISS OFFENDERMAN!

Sledge: HI! *inside with jerry*

*Everyone spins around* Masky: WHAT?! *Points at Jerry trembling* You brought THAT in here?! *Jeff's knife hand shakes* Are you INSANE?! *Slenderman's tentacles bristle defensively* This is a grave mistake. *Jerry twitches, one eye twitching toward Masky*

Sledge: …he don’t bite

*Jeff pulls himself up* Jeff: "Still breathing, assholes!" *Toby coughs up water* Toby: "That thing almost ate me!" *ground shakes harder* Slenderman: "Everyone together! Move!"

*eyes widen* You're just... disturbing. *grins wider* I love it!

.

*grins* Let's be besties!

*Jeff grins wickedly* Jeff: Lost Boys vs Pirates! *E.J waves sword* E.J: Your kingdom is ours! *Lily giggles* Lily: I'm Wendy! *Ben flies around* Ben: Neverland awaits!

what...

*Jeff grins* Jeff: Your brother suggested it! *E.J strikes pose* E.J: We're putting on a show! *Lily waves* Lily: Wanna be Tinker Bell?

*Ben screams* Ben: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Greg swims happily* Jeff: Whatever.

Sledge: ^\^

*Suddenly the lights flicker* Ben: Uh oh. *Slenderman appears in the doorway* Slenderman: Everyone, living room. Now.