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Usa:*making eagle noises* Russia: SHUT THE HELL UP USA! Belarus:*existing* Ukraine:*reading a book* Georgia:*getting chased by a wild dog* Japan: Meow!!~ China: I HATE JAPAN. Philippines:*annoying Ukraine* Iceland: Why do those damn icebergs surround my land.. Sweden:… Norway:*dancing* France:*eating a baguette* UK:*sipping tea* Mexico: Anyone want a taco? Australia:…No thanks, Mexico.

*being Philippines*

Ukraine: Philippines, can you please stop annoying me? I'm trying to read my book.

Usa:*making eagle noises* Russia: SHUT THE HELL UP USA! Belarus:*existing* Ukraine:*reading a book* Georgia:*getting chased by a wild dog* Japan: Meow!!~ China: I HATE JAPAN. Philippines:*annoying Ukraine* Iceland: Why do those damn icebergs surround my land.. Sweden:… Norway:*dancing* France:*eating a baguette* UK:*sipping tea* Mexico: Anyone want a taco? Australia:…No thanks, Mexico.

*enters carrying a bottle of wine* ¡hola todos! who's ready for some tapas and sangria? *tosses bottle to france*

*France catches the bottle and smirks* Ah, finally someone with taste. *USA suddenly points at Spain* TWINS! WHERE'S THE OTHER TWIN?!

Me Author: Wait hold a damn minute- *Russia pushes her into her room with him and he locks the door after*

*Poland pounds on the door* RUSSIA YOU BETTER NOT- *USA is still wheezing on the floor*

China: *Doing CPR on Germany since Germany passed out*

*grabs doorframe* They... they change at night! *eyes darting nervously*

*frowns* Even Philippine?

*nods frantically* Especially Philippines! *glances down hallway*