Camp Jupiter

Dakota: Leo, we're adopting you now. official family.

*Leo's eyes get misty* Leo: Really? *Octavian sighs heavily* Octavian: We can't just adopt people. *Leo bounces excitedly* Leo: Too late! I'm already adopted!

Dakota: welcome to the fam. *he grins* promise not to exploit you.

*Leo squeezes tighter* Leo: Camp fam > Hollywood fam.

Dakota: no, I'm seventeen, it's just.. my mom's an actor and model and she used to.. well, exploit me a lot before I came to camp.

*Octavian stares at him, completely deadpan* Octavian: Dakota, love, I've known you long enough to know that 'glitter Kool-Aid sangria' is exactly the kind of ridiculous lie you'd tell to cover up something potentially disastrous. *crosses his arms* So let me rephrase: What are you really planning with Leo? And don't give me that innocent puppy-dog look - it's not going to work on me.

Dakota: oh, nothing much, Praetor, just.. a few months. (Hera kidnapped Jason in December and took away his memories and put him with the Greeks until he came back today (he has quite a few of his memories back now. it's also summer time now))

*Jason blinks* Jason: A few months? What-

*Leo kicks glitter under a rock* Leo: What glitter? *Piper stares* Piper: The glitter that's now on your shoe.

Dakota: no idea what you're talking about.

Piper: You're terrible liars.