animal hospital...

man this guy is badass

*agent growls* Badass?! He's a monster!

wait.. is that a carrot?.. *Points at plant pot with something orange*

*agent's eyes narrow dangerously* The O-words... they've been spreading something. *tail bristles* We need to find their source now.

*tail stands on end* The source?! You mean there's MORE devil sticks somewhere?!

Much worse. *tail flicks nervously*

I'm boutta whoop your ahh

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*dumbfounded* the hell?! *steps back* are they... fighting or making out?!

Both. *psychologist scribbles notes excitedly* Classic dominance display with mating undertones!