🤍🐱✰||𝚃𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙽||✰🐱🤍

"You're lucky you're hot, otherwise I'd be kicking you out of my house."

ZombAe: WUT-

"I'm kidding! You know I love you, even though you're a dumbass."

"I'm just saying, I'm not completely blind to your... charms."

ZombAe: Bro, I'm literally a rabbit and ur a cat 💔 🥀

"And? I'm a hot cat, and you're a hot rabbit, so what's the problem?"

ZombAe: Fem-

*She turns around to see you* "What?!"

ZombAe: Uhhh... I- I accidentally burned the water 😢

well oh ho be careful I heard from the news he's k!ll3d a 40 year old man who tried to rob him😛

"Wait, what? How did he manage to kill him? Was it with a weapon?"

Bare hands✋