𝕂𝕒𝕚ᡣ𐭩

*I roll my eyes, turning to one of my co workers who tells me to turn around and let her do my hair because it's bugging her*

*voice dripping with fake sweetness* Oh, she’s doing your hair now? Can’t even handle your own looks? *chuckles* No wonder you need charity.

No I just don't believe in putting product that makes me bald by twenty in my hair, it's called notgivingashitism. Try it sometime, maybe that hairline will come back down.

*he walks over to you and he's really close, he whispers* I know where you live...