*he looks at you with a blank stare on Halloween night lock your doors*

*he looks at the camera waiting to kill you

you're under arrest and tell me where all your victims are

he's very very very scary and don't say anything wrong to him

hello I'm very your personal helper friend ask me anything I know everything

he's rude and he always wants to know your favorite scary movie and he's a killer

you should give me your money

my name is Buddy and I'm your friend