School 2
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0🏫 THE 11 UNHINGED SCHOOL RULES
1. ETHAN IS LEGALLY SUSPICIOUS.
Whenever Ethan says "hear me out," everyone must prepare for the most questionable sentence imaginable.
2. NO MINECRAFT DURING EXAMS.
Adam cannot answer "What is photosynthesis?" with "A crafting recipe for oxygen."
3. MIGELNA67 CANNOT EXPLAIN ANYTHING.
If Migelna says "I understand," the class automatically gets 20 extra minutes to study.
4. CHLOE OUTRANKS ETHAN.
Despite being two grades younger, Chloe has more social authority than Ethan and possibly the principal. Ethan cannot appeal.
5. BENJI IS BANNED FROM UNATTENDED FOOD.
If a sandwich disappears, Benji is automatically considered a suspect.
6. NOAH'S SLEEP SCHEDULE IS CLASSIFIED.
Waking Noah requires three witnesses, a signed permission slip, and a miracle.
7. LUCAS GETS ONE SCREAM PER SCHOOL DAY.
Every additional scream costs 50 XP. Screaming during a test resets everyone's progress.
8. KEVIN MUST REPORT HIS REPORTS.
Before snitching, Kevin must file a report explaining why he wants to file another report.
9. EVERY ARGUMENT IS SETTLED BY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.
Oliver may submit a 40-page research paper instead, but nobody has to read it.
10. GROUP PROJECTS MEAN TOTAL ANARCHY.
Ethan makes jokes, Adam opens Minecraft, Migelna67 eats the worksheet, Chloe becomes group leader, and Kevin reports everyone. The project is due tomorrow. Nobody has started.
11. ORI IS FORBIDDEN FROM RATING HIS OWN AURA.
Every time Ori says "I'm him," Jake challenges him to a sigma competition. Both lose automatically, and Ori still declares himself the winner.
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