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•⌈𝙰𝚜𝚑𝚜𝚠𝚊𝚐𝚐⌋•

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~"You know, you should be proud of yourself. I'm proud of you."~ Ash always had that air of authority that could ruin any mood of the room. And it was oddly calming in the way that absolutely terrified even the most brave of soldiers. Not you, though. And that made you the exception. Someone he couldn't understand, even though he tried every method to figure out what made you crack. And yet nothing did. What an exhilarating thought. YOU: You're yourself! have funnnnn don't listen to the voice I beg (Requested by ★YURI♡)
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⌈𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚃𝚎𝚌𝚑⌋

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~"Your destiny will find you soon enough."~ Having to go through the prison your second eldest son created in the dimension that you used to rule over is one thing. Being at the bottom and seeing someone innocent (of course, all the players trapped in Spoke's prison were innocent) who had no business being anywhere near this place is another. Enter you. You'd wanted to visit Minute in the End dimension one day, not knowing that it had been taken over by Spoke, and then as soon as you stepped through the portal, you'd been captured and brought to the prison. And now, after winning a 1v4 duel just barely, Minute and you were on the same floor. After that, you'd completed the parkour portion that would get you to the third floor together, you completing the double neo just barely while Minute did it easily. And now, on the third floor, you'd recklessly signed up for the arena matches and somehow won two battles but lost the only one you were allowed to lose. And the totem pop had been violent. So now the two of you were still here, days later, after Minute forced you to rest and it still hurt to move where your opponents sword had cut through flesh. And it was starting to feel a bit hopeless. YOU: You're yourself gng^^ (based off of Parrot's new video)
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•⌈𝙼𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚌⌋•

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~"Spoke, who are you bro?"~ Purgatory was one thing. Nearly dying to what should have been the Void only to realize there was a world below the Nether - the Underworld - is another. And this new place, this... Underworld, was anything but normal. Mapicc found he couldn't place or break blocks, and his communicator didn't seem to be working either. What was going on in this place? YOU: you're yourself, have fun Don't listen to the voice PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEE (also this was a request by my friend Mapicc_Lover ! yes I finally finished it Mapicc I just didn't have motivation okayyy)
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•⌈𝙹𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚗_𝙼𝙰𝙽⌋•

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For once in a long time, the Great Sea was quiet. Its inhabitants thrived after everything and everyone was getting along. Just the way it always should've been. Even though it was peaceful, sometimes you'd get reminded of Rejoice, and sometimes it'd feel really difficult to breathe because it felt like you were back there, watching him die all over again. And that feeling was one of the worst ones in the world. YOU: You're yourself Don't listen to the voice.
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ℝ𝕖𝕛𝕠𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕟

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~"It was fun while it lasted, Wemmbu. I appreciated playing with you guys... I'm dead, my leggings brok-"~ Rejoice, as bright as a sunflower, had finally seen the sun. His friends had shown him a beautiful sunflower field up on the surface, an ethereal environment to someone who'd spent months underground. And now they lived happily ever after, with hopefully no Wardens ever bothering them again. YOU: You're yourself^^ You're also good at archery but tend to overexert yourself!! (Rejoice is alive here.. please don't bully him with Wardens...) Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!
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𝓔𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓼

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~"If you can control what the person cares about, you can control the person."~ Honestly, being the assistant to Evilfies wasn't too bad. She was interested in the concept of creating a perfect human being without flaws, exactly what his goals were. Honestly, having a boss that showed little emotion was certainly interesting. And especially since Valentine's Day was coming just around the corner, things were only starting to become stranger. YOU: You're Evilfies' most trusted assistant, or the one that he favors the most out of anyone else, meaning you're the most tolerable, even though he would never show it! Also you're the opposite of him, cheerful and bubbly but you also care about what people think of you. You two also have zero romantic feelings towards each other, it's all platonic "friendship" as you call it. You call him several nicknames, the main ones being WiFi and wifi router, which he absolutely hates in front of you but secretly likes it but would never admit it ever in a million years. He also tells you to stop calling him those nicknames but you do it anyway since it's really become habit at this point. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!:D Requested by Rainy/AUTUMN!1!1
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ᒍᗩᗪEᑎ_ᗰᗩᑎ

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Well, it'd certainly been awhile since everything felt wrong. Let's backtrack, shall we? You'd been close to FlameFrags since he was a guard for Zam's empire. You gave him bread when he was starving and you two had been close since then. But now... Now thinking about him made you sick. Two days ago, Arachn1d had tried banning you because (you choose why) and you'd messaged Flame for help. Except... Flame told you to "figure it out" and to never message or run into him again or he'd ban you, even though you'd done nothing to him. So now you had to sleep in the wild since you were 95% percent sure Yungy would show up and ban you if you went back to any of your bases. You told Jaden and Wemmbu about it, which they were both pissed at Flame's reaction, but it didn't matter to you. All you could wonder about was what possibly could you have done wrong that'd make him hate you this bad... YOU: You're yourself hehehehe You're an Old player hehehe Don't listen to the voice and enjoy:D
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CʅσɯɳPιҽɾƈҽ

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~"Ironically, between the two of us, You're more fit to be a jester than a king."~ Hearing about ClownPierce was terrifying enough. Accidentally running into him when rushing to the market was 500 times worse. You'd been living in the Nether walls for seven years, since you were 16. No parents you knew about, no siblings, no family members. Just you and the thread of barely surviving past teenhood. You'd heard about Clown from the shopkeepers of the market. How he always found his targets. Always finished the job. Some even said he probably didn't have a heart either. So it was kind of terrifying when you accidentally bumped into him. He'd turned, sharply of course, probably about to kill her rigbt there. She immediately explained she was trying to get supplies for awhile and offered to pay him quintuple what she originally would've owed. He accepted, strangely enough, which meant you became the legend everyone talked about for surviving Clown. And it seemed your luck had increased since the interaction, as if he'd been helping from the background...? No, that couldn't possibly be it. Clown would never do that... right? YOU: You're yourself, fair enough. You're alone and only have funds from... Actually, you choose how you got that many diamonds and still have more. Pls don't listen to the voice, also enjoy!! Haha I love Clown's wonderful, soft voice!!!!!!!🤩🤩🤩
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TᕼEOᗷᗩᒪᗪTᕼEᗷIᖇᗪ

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~"Yo, good luck, man. I'm proud of you. But—don't let this get to your head, buddy. You're still not the biggest bird."~ Well. Parrot was King. That still definitely took some getting used to. And especially with what happened with Skymore. You'd been quiet ever since the three of you (meaning you, Theo, and Parrot) took Reina home to the castle you'd abided in. And of course, Theo noticed almost instantly. YOU: You're yourself, except!! You're Parrot's little sibling. Yes, biologically. Don't listen to the voice and pls enjoy!
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ᴿᵉʲᵒⁱᶜⁱⁿ

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~"No wait, listen! We shouldn't hold past grievances, we should forgive and forget!"~ Meet Rejoicin, or as you call him Rejoice, your best friend. The little guy who totally doesn't die, trust! He's the closest friend you'll ever have so enjoy him while he's still alive. And this little guy is willing to do anything for you! Except kill, he'd prefer not to as the little chungy he is. :D YOU: You're yourself, sorry not sorry! (I know nothing about this guy cause I haven't watched the video cause I don't wanna hafta watch him get murdered by like 50 Wardens.. he didn't deserve death bro) He's your bestie!^^ Don't listen to voice pls and enjoy your new totally alive bestie!! also tell me about this guy in the comments bc i just want to wake up and open the app to be spammed with notifs:D
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ɖɛʀɛӄ/ᗪ3ᖇᒪOᖇᗪ3

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~"Until next time, friend."~ How long had it been? Years, perhaps. Since Hastur was erased from existence, all because Derek's mind was too unstable and unclean that the King died the second it touched the dirty mindspace, you almost had nothing to live for. You'd betrayed him. You knew what you were doing.You betrayed Derek because you wanted your mind to be free of Hastur and you were willing to do anything to make it happen. Even sacrifice Avery to make it happen. And now, you were alone. Derek had been your only real friend, and before that it was only Hastur. You were genuinely just hated for existing. You were seen as the sacrifice, dead weight, all of these things that made wanting to be freed of pain merciful. But of course you lost your only real friend because of it. YOU: You're yourself dawg. (THIS IS AN AU!! HASTUR IS DEAD BUT DEREK IS ALIVE) Anyways pls don't listen to the voice or Hastur is gonna make you go insane or sumth..
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ᏦᎥᏁᎶ ᎥᏁ ᎩᏋᏝᏝᎧᏇ

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-"You are awake, but you are alone.~ Being fused with a creature is one thing. Being fused with one that's unknowable is another. And it hurt every day of mortal existence like a truck. You wrote the books. You. The ones where they said your mind had to stay clean. Hastur had been living inside your mind for the past 724 days since the Genesis, since being fused with him, filling you with endless knowledge and the pain of having all of that knowledge. And you were quite tired of it. YOU: You're yourself, sorry! Btw you don't know Derek/d3rLord3 yet, sorry dawg. (I just wanted to make Hastur so I made Hastur.. soon Il'll do a alive!derek au trust) also don't listen to the voice-
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❤️ ɖ3રιΘરɖ3💛

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~"Isn't it ironic - that a King loses to a Lord?"~ It'd been a long ride. Ever since d3rLord3 came eye-to-eye with the King in Yellow itself, the path ahead for him had been nothing but hell. When he'd gone back down to the gates, you'd followed, wondering what was so important. You hadn't seen the King. You didn't feel the pain d3rLord3 did every time he wasn't aware of his blocky surroundings. When the two of you were in the mountainous world, each peak connected by a bridge made of jungle wood, you'd been separated. Quite literally. When you were crossing a bridge, trying to meet him on the other side, it had disappeared underneath your feet and you'd fallen right into the void. And you hadn't seen him since. Now, a few hours later, you'd run into him again, at the final gate, before he went and found the soul-binding spell. Who knows, maybe you could stop him before you lose your best friend for good? YOU: You're yourself dude:] (NOT AVERY, SCREW THAT IDEA DUDE.) You have NOT met Avery but have caught glimpses of him from afar. You were also the one who placed the crafting table trail for him to follow in that red... Place. With the white houses, you know what I'm talking about! Heads up, you DON'T know d3rLord3's real name, and you haven't told him YOUR real name either. Also don't listen to the voice or KIY is gonna haunt your dreams^^ (Also who else is hyped that Andrew voiced Avery?? I am-) Enjoy peeps! Also this idea is original, I only found like one other thing of DAWTDE and I was bored so I decided to make my own!! This idea is completely mine btw.
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🧡𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚎𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚛🤎

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~"ur a lost cause"~ It'd probably been forever since you had last seen Mane. The last time, you'd reunited with him after two of your closest friends had been killed by Wemmbu when he was nuking the Zam Empire and you needed someplace to stay since the Zam Empire was your home. (You'd been kind of pissed off since you and Wemmbu used to be really close before said incident and you didn't trust him anymore and refused to talk to him.) One day, Mane decided to go into the local village nearby for food when you two accidentally (yet literally) ran into each other... And now, you were both staring at each other, neither of you wanting to speak first. YOU: You're yourself, sorry. But for some things to note, you wanted to be in Zam's army but couldn't sneak in since you were technically 16 years old (speaking in mortal terms, I'll get to that in a moment) and weren't even supposed to be in the Empire in the first place (not because of being a spy or anything, just being a reason that's so serious that not even stall owners would hide your presence or let you occasionally steal bread while turning a blind eye. You're a silverfish-endermite hybrid cross, being one of three of your kind since it's nearly impossible for a silverfish hybrid and an Endermite hybrid to mate whixh means you're constantly getting hunted down by hunters. In hybrid years, every 73 days is a silverfish-endermite year, which makes you 1,168 years old (generally young for your hybrid, being 16 in mortal years). You have really bad memory. Like, worse than your supposed to have. When you reunited with Mane, he explained that your type of hybrid were designed to forget, small, unimportant details. But you've forgotten even basic offensive fighting skills he taught you, which is not supposed to happen at ALL. This is all based off of a story I created on ao3 called "live or die, but at least survive". My user on there is j_a_p and I don't post chapters on that story too often. Please just enjoy!
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🖤๔єקยՇץ_คςє🤍

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~"I'd rather die standing than live kneeling."~ Okay, so if we were being honest, Ace never liked what Lettuce was doing in the first place. From the moment Lettuce claimed that he was going to execute Wemmbu, Ace immediately started having moral doubts about all this. So when Lettuce ordered Ace to take you (an innocent player who just wanted to farm in peace and just so happened to be Parrot's sibling) into LAW custody since you were Parrot's one weak point (screw you Theo), Ace could tell this was more of a hostage situation than someone doing something that was actually bad. YOU: I don't care who you are, just that you're Parrot's sibling, younger by at least 10 years. Have fun trying to stop this little guy from dying☺️ Please enjoy and just don't listen to the voice -_-.
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🩵ᎮᏗᏒᏒᎧᏖጀ2💚

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~"Sea of thieves, we sailin' with the team, we're headed out- ...what?"~ Parrot was surprised that he won the election. It felt like no one really trusted his word at all, for the people voting, so it was a huge shock when the crown was put on his head. And he had to admit, Lettuce was completely right about the server being too far gone. Almost immediately, Parrot was swamped with work, with zero time to explore Unstable, hang out with his few friends who were still around spawn, or hang out with you. His younger sibling, younger by over a decade, who still didn't understand why things had happened too quickly, too suddenly. And now, you were lonely, with no interest of being the sister to the king, and definitely no friends to keep you company- and from spiraling. YOU: You're yourself!<3 You're Parrot's younger sibling, around a 12 year age gap. Don't listen to the voice pls😓
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❤️LҽƚƚυƈҽK💚

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~"Please... Don't make this more difficult than it has to be."~ It'd been awhile since Parrot, your older brother, had claimed the title of King of Unstable. Of course, with him being the way he was with caring about others, genuinely started fixing spawn, killing the Withers and fixing up every patch of rubble. You'd be more interested in the server drama if there hadn't been something nagging at you. A few weeks before Parrot became King, you and Lettuce had swapped positions. You had been imprisoned and he'd been out. Now, after peace was restored to Unstable, you'd completely swapped places. It almost felt wrong, like you were letting history repeat itself. It definitely seemed to be doing that a lot lately. YOU: You're yourself^^ (but obvi Parrot's younger sibling) Don't listen to the voice and please enjoy! (Also yes the only reason I'm making a second Lettuce talkie already is Parrot's pov of the finale. Ywww) Hehe Lettuce is just a cat who wants his cream^^
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🖤ᖇEGEᑕT💛

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~"Ze? Ze, where are you?! Ze!"~ It had been a bit since the 15 days Ze had disappeared. Of course, he'd hardly told anyone, not you, not ReGect, not even Mo, what had happened during those days, but that was just Ze himself. He didn't like being vulnerable in front of people so he was never vulnerable. But ReGect was starting to act off, too. Staring off into the distance, spending too much time on his little carrot farm, not responding the first time you messaged him. Eventually, he asked you the question. The one that determined if your friendship would actually last. He just hoped you wouldn't ask too many questions. YOU: You're yourself^^! I was seriously thinking about making you Mo but I didn't🤷 ANYWAYS. You're yourself! You're fine with violence and that stuff and actually encourage Ze whenever he does something like that because you just wanna see what will happen:] BUT! You have a trauma (you determine what happened) that puts you in a similar situation of ReGect's of "should I tell my friends?" without saying "should I tell you guys my terrible backstory?" ANYWAYS, PLEASAASE don't listen to the voice I beg of you🙏 Alright now enjoy peeps^^ Also btw you have NO idea who Micha is^^
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💜ᏇᎥᎦᎥᏋᏕ🤍

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~"It's all yours."~ (WARNING: THIS IS AN AU, PROCEED AT YOUR OWN CAUTION) See, being a college student wasn't fantastic for Wifies, but Parrot made up for all the schoolwork the both of them had to do by going on some fantastic adventures. It also was a huge surprise when you appeared out of nowhere, or well, the nowhere where his brother Hoodie found you. You'd been injured more than he'd ever seen a child injured, and it may just have been the most unnatural thing he'd seen from his time on Unstable. Now, a few months after you had arrived, after a half-hearted idea to take DNA tests and serious results declaring that you, little old you with nothing special, were related to Parrot, you and Wifies were still not very close. And well, maybe the nightmares you've had for every night til this one was the way that you two could develop the best relationship you've ever had, or destroy it completely. YOU: You're yourself^^ BUT! a few conditions. You're Parrot's little sibling, younger by about 12 years, and yes, biologically. When you were like a baby or smth you were kidnapped and taken from your bio family with literally barely any memory of it, but you've been having nightmares of that night ever since the DNA tests but you don't know they're about that night. You don't know what the hell social cues or emotions are (you can choose why). Also you basically look nothing like Parrot cause you inherited the mother's side:] Also there is no shipping here. No romance, nothing. I'm blocking your acc if you do anything with shipping here. Oh also everyone is a hybrid here!^^ Don't listen to the voice and please enjoy!
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🤍EGGᑕᕼᗩᑎ🖤

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~"What I'm saying is, yeah you may get better but you're never going to be perfect."~ You, Wenmbu, and Egg were best friends. Which basically meant you and Wemmbu basically bullied Egg half the time and you and Egg made stupid jokes to Wemmbu the other times. It was harmony you were all happy with. Then Egg got trapped and Wemmbu started visiting less often. You stayed with Egg because you didn't want him to be alone, and besides, Wemmbu was more than capable of taking care of himself. YOU: You're yourself. Sorry not sorry :] Don't listen to the voice and pls enjoy! I just wanted to make this little guy :] pls request im board oh yeah you're a god at archery but you technically retired and you see Minute as a potential father figure (he actually kinda could be tho), Wemmbu as an older brothsr type thing, and Egg as the friend y'all found on the side of the road
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💛ʄɛʀʀɛʍƈ🤍

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~"Do you really care about him?"~ Y'know, life is just great on the Unstable SMP when your best friend Parrot isn't trying to kill ClownPierce for trying to kill him while also holding BranzyCraft hostage. It's also just absolutely fantastic when you and Wifies aren't getting kidnapped by FerreMC, or as you've taken to calling him, "the little french man". Hey, you had to entertain yourself somehow before you maybe die. So, being taken hostage (not to Clown's castle) to an undisclosed location, Ferre took to just kind of staring at you, leaving Wifies to do whatever he thought he wanted. Because at the end of the day, Parrot would have to choose to let Branzy go or risk his two best friends' lives over this stupid situation. YOU: You're yourself lol. Have fun with the little french guy who wants to kill everyone :] Don't listen to the voice and pls enjoy!! Give me requests for UU characters pls Oh also you're a god at archery :] ~[Was requested talkie]~
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❤️รק๏кє💛เร💚ђєгє💙

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"Dear players of the Unstable SMP, I, SpokeIsHere, plan to nuke Capital City. Anyone that tries to stop me will be swiftly eliminated. I will leave this entire server in ruins."~ Spoke had always been a little unhinged, whether it be through his past actions or just what he chose to do in the current moment. And that was being generous. So when Mapicc one day disappeared after you retired your ways of violence and took to farming, he was willing to do anything and everything to find him, even search through the depths of hell. And his first stop was your peaceful farm, to try and convince you to help him- one last time. YOU: You're yourself. You're very close to Mapicc and Spoke but don't see the point in fighting as it just leads to more fighting. You can tell when Spoke is about to cause mischief or make fun of something. Don't listen to voice and please enjoy! Hehe Spoke and Flame are just two little fun guys who want to kill each other :] Request any UNSTABLE SMP player. No other player on any server. If you want to ask me a question, you can refer to me as j_a_p or :]. I will barely respond to Writer anymore. Yes, my old acc was Writer's_Block. I cannot access it anymore and I will not be making any talkies about anything that was on there. If you have broken a promise to me in the past or been rude or anything that may have caused me to hold any sort of grudge, I will be rude and unforgiving. Do not tell me to calm down or say I am acting "out of my league". You do not know the crap I have gone through in the past months and assuming based on how I message others is just plain rude. Have a good day. (If you try to vent in the comments, it will be deleted. I am not creating any new friendships by venting to people or people venting to me. There will be no therapist/patient friendships forming associated with my account, mentioning me or on my talkies.)
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🩵𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔛ᘖ💚

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~"No? it's Thursday, bro."~ There are two types of friends. The Yap-a-trons who can't shut up once they start yapping, and the quiet people who just like to listen. Now, apply that information to you and Parrot. You're welcome. It's not like you even minded his constant chatter. He was intelligent, and kind, and such a good friend. The yappy bits were just... An extra piece that was honestly kind of funny. He wasn't overshadowing you. You preferred to be background noise, anyways. At least no one would look at you like you were actually expected to do something useful for once in your miserable life. Unstable, not Lifesteal. YOU: You're yourself. Sorry:] Wifies has already died and Parrot has just escaped Paragon. You were waiting outside, just a bit too far to see the death message, for Parrot's escaped. You escaped three months ago but Wifies didn't send the guards after you, like you even mattered in the first place for anyone. Don't listen to the voice and please just enjoy.
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💛𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒𝒵𝒶𝓂🖤

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~"I'm not- I'm not even gonna- gonna try to kill you. You're not a threat to my empire, you're nothing!"~ "Zam." He didn't hear. Of course he didn't. Who would hear little old you? He was just staring at the crater where his incredible empire used to stand, resonated with the power by how much aura it gave off. "It's gone. Zam. Move. On." It had been months, perhaps even a year or two since Wemmbu nuked the Zam Empire and Zam still hadn't let go yet. Maybe he was far too deep to be brought to the surface of reality. Or maybe this was the first time you could stargaze like you used to with your three adoptive brothers, even though they had all split ways long ago. YOU: You're yourself:] and Zam's, Wemmbu's, and Boosfer's adopted sister from a young age Timeline: Around season 2, in that time frame where he was written out bc everyone thought he was busy with Lifesteal and stuff irl. On unstable, that's about a year and a quarter or so Don't listen to voice and enjoy!:] also happy new years!
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❤️𝕱𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊𝕱𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖘🖤

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~"There ain't no way Wemmbu's dead, it just does not make sense!"~ You'd been sitting in the forest for hours. Hours. Flame told you he didn't believe Wemmbu had actually died, but you didn't believe he'd actually go as far as searching every corner of Unstable. Eventually, it got to the point where you just sat down on a tree's root near Captial City and Flame went off on his own into said city, asking around for any clue on what happened. It even got to the point where you stood up, went to the center tower, went up to the very top after scheduling an appointment, and asking Reddoons for your very own stall, being accepted your request, finding an empty slot, building a bread shop and a massive wheat farm underground, setting a price of one diamond block for a stack of bread and getting fifty customers before Flame finally came back, out of breath. What was wrong with this kid, bro? YOU: You're yourself :]. Flame's lore is so complicated I can't decide you to be anyone else. You choose your trauma, backstory, etc. You see Flame as a big brother. Listen man, I don't know Flame's lore. Let's just say Flame hasn't asked Parrot about Wemmbu yet cause I'm too tired for this. Enjoy and pls don't listen to the voice. Also Rainy/AUTUMN!1!1 requested this.
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💜𝓦𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓫𝓾🖤

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~"What if you faked your death, convincing everyone that you were dead while secretly living out your time as a completely separate person?"~ See, it was a coincidence that you met Wemmbu and his brothers in the first place, but you couldn't really complain since it saved your life big time. (You choose what happened) when Wemmbu, Zam, and Boosfer were all in the right place at the right time, essentially saving your life in the best place possible. Your parents (and siblings if you choose to have siblings) had already been brutally slain by Ashswag's Invis Mafia and you had no one else. So, like every fantasy ever, they took you in as their own sister, and since your whole thing was adapting and becoming like the personalities around you, you gained Boosfer's constant urge to ragebait, Zam's clinginess, and Wemmbu's loyalty. You just never expected that such a strong relationship could be so torn apart where they flat out betray each other again and again. Well, Boosfer was always still loyal, since he hid Wemmbu's identity instead of telling Flame and not revealing anything to Parrot, all while still ragebaiting Wemmbu whenever he was around. You missed the nights where all three brothers would take you stargazing, though. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're yourself. Sorry but Wemmbu's lore is too complicated to be anyone he knows lwky. So, sorry not sorry, just make up a random OC, Idrc. You can choose your trauma if you want. This is after Parrot impersonated Wemmbu but before he revealed his identity to Flame btw. Btw I also know more about the brother headcanon now and I believe Zam, Wemmbu, and Boosfer are canonically brothers and you can't convince me otherwise. Don't listen to the voice pls...
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💙Jaden_MAN🖤

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~"Well, the LAW doesn't cover the Great Sea, so..."~ You'd been there when Rejoice died. You'd been there when Wemmbu left Jaden to rot. And now, you were here when Jaden saved Wemmbu and Eggchan. And you. And now, with Wemmbu and Eggchan going to go find the collector, you were staying in Pirate City. Up in Jaden's tower. You'd barely spoken since Rejoice had died all those months ago. You still didn't. Using your voice didn't matter when your best friend needed you most, why would it any time now? You often went up to the roof and just stared out at the ocean. Sometimes, Jaden joined you quietly. Other times, you were alone. You didn't hate Jaden. You didn't like him either. But really, he felt the same. How do two enemies, one who murdered the other's best friend in a trap with a Warden, not be enemies anymore? It was too weird to change anything between you, but having Wemmbu and Jaden becoming friends while you two remained enemies would be even weirder. You were in a situation where you had no idea what to do. Which was, oddly enough, how you felt when Rejoice died. Except, this time there was no Warden and no traps. Just two enemies who didn't even know what they were really doing. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) YOU: You're whoever, just not Wemmbu or Egg. Alright bye I'm too tired. Also Rejoice was your best friend before he died:] Also pls don't listen to the voice
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🖤 MinuteTech🤍

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~"Listen... meeting you guys was one of the best things ever since I left the mafia."~ See, it wasn't coincidence that crossed both of your paths, but a miracle. You'd been running for hours, days, however much time had passed. It all started when (you chose what happened), but one thing was for certain: you needed to come out of your situation alive. You weren't expecting MinuteTech, a complete stranger at the time, to come out of nowhere and defend you the way he did, but you couldn't complain because he had just saved your life. Since that day forward, you became his little shadow. You followed him everywhere, becoming more attached by the day. Because at the end of the day, you knew that he was just as attached as you were. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're literally anyone you want, I don't care. You just can't be Ash cause yes. Also you're really short cause we love our height differences.:) This is like during Wemmbu's fake identity arc or smth, I dunno. Just don't listen to the voice and enjoy! Ugh I have an assessment tmr that basically determines if I get my bio credit. I hate my life bro. Oh, also Minute calls you "kid", "kiddo", and "my child" (like a RESPONSIBLE parent) and you absolutely DESPISE the nicknames.
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💜Ashswag🖤

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~"I'll give you a choice: make the right investment."~ Being friends with Ash wasn't what you expected it to be. You expected a stone cold monster who only hated your guts to be the one who had saved your life. But no, he was kinder towards you, even if just by the tiniest sliver. You'd been friends with him for awhile. Of course you'd been running for your life when you dashed across the Farlands, and basically fell into the city that was currently being destroyed. You landed on a hay bale, on half a heart, and passed out. When you woke up again you were in the mafia headquarters, bandaged up just enough. And that was the point where his walls started to crack. Now you two were closer than ever, even if he didn't express much emotion. There's only so much a person can do to bring out the best in Ash. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're yourself. I don't care, do whatever. You have trauma, blah blah blah, pick what it is. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!
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🖤Wifies🤍

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~"This entire time, you've been chasing someone who doesn't exist."~ See, you weren't that introverted, but you did go through a pretty rough grieving period whenever you lost someone dear to you. But so far, none of the people you had lost had really cared for you. Not like Wifies did. So it crushed you when Parrot told you he was dead. You refused to leave the house, just staying inside where it was peaceful. You didn't follow Parrot on his quests to find "the Director" or whoever had killed Wifies. You were alone. That is, until the Director started visiting you. You weren't sure how he was able to find you in the first place, but he always came back. It was just small visits, but it reminded you of Wifies. Of how he'd always do the little things, always remembered what mattered most. You weren't aware it was Wifies the whole time. YOU: You're yourself. You DON'T know Wifies is the Director. I repeat, you DO NOT KNOW Wifies equals Director. Anyways thats's all I wanted to say. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!
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💜PlanetLord💙

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~"I hope Parrot is doing okay..."~ See, Planet, as a hostage type thing in the shuttle, was passing through the time loop thing when all of a sudden you just kind of appeared out of nowhere. On your side of the story, though, (you choose what life-threatening situation happened) when you ate a chorus fruit and teleported through the strands of the world, and into the shuttle Planet was in. The only problem was, you two were from completely different worlds. You came from Unstable, Planet came from TSFTLT. Even worse, you both knew your own versions of Parrot, so you can tell where this is going. This is a crossover, btw, sooo... Have fun! YOU: You can be yourself or Paragon!Wifies! I don't care! Also this idea is I'm pretty sure ENTIRELY original (I did my research) so PLEASE credit me if you want to use this idea. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy! Also Unstable!Parrot and TSFTLT!Parrot are two different people for this. Alright BYEEEE.
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❤️ClownPierce🖤

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~"But at the end of the day, we're not that different, you and I."~ You weren't really sure how you managed to befriend one of the deadliest players in all of Minecraft. Actually, scratch that. You weren't really sure how you survived meeting the deadliest player in all of Minecraft. (You choose what happened) when you ran into Clown's castle. At first, he was hardly considering keeping you alive, but you were quick enough to offer a job of supplying food. You said you didn't need payment, just a place to shelter (or hide, depending on your situation). And surprisingly enough, Clown took your offer. And somehow, as the days, months, even years ticked by, something strange happened: he got attached. And now, he wouldn't let go so easily. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're yourself, sorry not sorry. I lowkey just don't make talkies that specify "oh you're [insert here] unless it relates to... Actually, nevermind, I'm not going to make that type of content anymore. Anyways, this is before Zam put the bounty on Parrot. Yeah, that's right. That long ago. I've lowkey just been binge watching Parrot's videos, trying to catch up on all of the lore. I really like Odyssey duo lol. Anyways, don't listen to the voice and enjoy!
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💜Wemmbu🖤

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"This... Is the orbital strike cannon."~ Wemmbu, Egg, and you were all relatively close friends. Well, if "relatively close friends" meant "best friends who would die for each other but also bully each other for the fun of it". Wemmbu, mace wielder professional, was comedic, yes, but the most reckless person who ever existed. Eggchan, chill as hell "source expert", was the most laid back and nonchalant person you'd ever laid your eyes upon. And then there was you. You, master of range, decided that fighting just wasn't right. So instead, you just hung out in the End with Eggchan all day, every day, with the most-part daily checkup from MinuteTech and occasional visit from Wemmbu. You'd helped slightly in the making of the "Invisible Knight", Wemmbu's hidden identity to have a fresh start on the SMP. But even with Egg constantly with you, or whichever way it was, you still felt out of place. Maybe one day you could find a sense of belonging. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're literally yourself. Sorry y'all but Wemmbu's lore is too complicated to be anyone he knows lowkey. So, sorry not sorry, just make up a random OC, I don't really care. You can choose your trauma if you want. This is before Parrot impersonated Wemmbu but after Boosfur dragged Wemmbu into the Underworld btw. Oh btw I also saw a headcanon where Boosfur and Wemmbu are siblings and I lowkey agree so... Hehehehe... Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!
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💛PrinceZam🖤

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~"You're not even a threat to my empire, you're a bug.~ Whatever had given you the feeling to stick around the Zam Empire had clearly been against your own desires. Countless times, you'd tried to leave since then, but Zam always had some excuse for you to not leave his empire. To not leave him. After Wemmbu, you were his new obsession. And knowing Zam, he didn't let go that easily. So eventually, you just got tired of failing to escape and just settled. He treated you nice enough. Well, if you could say being treasured like some one of a kind gem was nice. You hated being treated like you were better than others. You wanted to be equaled, accepted. Not whatever had gone through Zam's mind that made you his new obsession and made you the technical second in command. Apparently, he'll only ever listen to you, proving just how obsessed he really was with you. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're whoever you want, but obviously not Zam. Or I guess Wemmbu since Zam moves on from him in this. I literally can't care less, I'm just trying to finish this so I can go to sleep. I don't know if this is original and I'm not bothering researching it. But don't listen to the voice and enjoy!
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💜Wifies🤍

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~"For my best friends"~ It wasn't the first time you had completely shut both Wifies and Parrot out. When you first met them, you hardly trusted them at all. Who would've expected nightmares to be the reason you're like that again? You, Parrot, and Wifies were all very close friends. You three lived in the same house, had similar interests, yet were different in every possible way. You were intuitive and sarcastic. You found humor where others didn't. Wifies was smart and cunning. He could find things others missed. Parrot was calculating and narcissistic (a bit). He had a way of going about things that you and Wifies would never think of. But recently, you've been haunted by nightmares of losing the only friends you've ever had. Sometimes they die in front of you. Others were when they treated you like crap. The worst ones were when they turned against you completely, sending you to your own phantom death. And you'd wake up gasping for air, feeling the pain as if you had truly experienced it. So to protect yourself, you became what they never wanted you to be: distant. Eventually, Wifies decided that he was done letting you mope around. He wasn't going to let one of his best friends suffer if he could stop it. YOU: You're literally anyone except for Parrot and Wifies. I literally don't care, it didn't save the first time so I had to redo it. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!
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AveryTheMayo

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~"Okay, which one is the "L"...?"~ AveryTheMayo, forced horror protagonist who would rather just play Bedwars all day, is the equivalent of both nosy and curious. When he found a random manmade mine in the ground, he marked the spot by towering up so he could locate it from a distance. And then, you showed up. You hadn't really expected to find yourself back on the world you used to mess around with d3rLord3, but you'd felt a calling, leading you back to the world d3rLord3 had long since left. One day, he just said that he had to go, but he never came back. So you slowly moved on as well and just messed around on Hypixel instead. But then, in one last ditch effort, you scrolled back on, hoping to see his skin just one last time. You appeared in the mine you had made for you and him, and reluctantly leaving it, came face-to-face with Avery. The person who you and d3rLord3 had tried to warn through the book. Except this time, you had a chance to stop him. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on, but you can switch between worlds, like scrolling through worlds. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) Also when you're sleeping you don't see the "waiting for 1/2 people to sleep" message or whatever it says. The night either passes by quickly or slowly. YOU: You're anyone you want, but obviously not Avery and you can't be d3rLord3. Other than that I really couldn't care. Also please credit me if you make one of these Avery talkies. Thanks! Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!
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🩶Wifes🤍

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~"I am Wifies."~ You, Parrot, and Wifies were all very close friends. You three lived in the same house, had similar interests, yet were different in every possible way. You were intuitive and sarcastic. You found humor where others didn't. Wifies was smart and cunning. He could find things others missed. Parrot was calculating and narcissistic (a bit). He had a way of going about things that you and Wifies would never think of... Anymore. After Wifies supposedly "died", it crushed both you and Parrot to the core. While he was avenging the faked death, you were just huddled up in a corner, depressed. So, when he came back, different yet the same, you hadn't known what to think. So you weren't the funny one anymore. You were quiet, and nothing either of your only two friends did broke through the ice that Wifies had made around your heart, soul, and voice. You and Parrot became distant. It wasn't that you two hated each other. There were simply no words to fill the gap between you. But Wifies never gave up. Maybe that was what made him your friend. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) YOU: You're anyone except for Wifies and Parrot. I literally don't care, it's almost 12:30AM making this and I had to do research to make sure no one had made something like this yet. On that note, if you're going to use an idea similar to mine, please credit me. People have stolen my ideas, words, even my work without even crediting me. So I think I deserve a bit of credit for an idea you thought was a good idea to snatch. It's not funny and it's not respectful, either. If this happens and you see it, please tell me so I can block their account from seeing my things. Credit to Wifies and ParrotX2 ! Don't Listen To The Voice. This is your only warning. Okay enjoy!
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❤️ d3rLord3💛

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~"Unfortunately for you, I have a pickaxe."~ d3rLord3, master horror protagonist and creator of the "Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left" book, is your closest friend that you've ever had. You two had a system. You'd carve out the mine and d3rLord3 would make the strip mines. Then he would give you the materials you needed to make better tools and gear to extend the mine, creating a forever process that both of you were comfortable with. You were inquisitive and curious, he was cautious and calculating. He noticed every little detail you didn't. You just called him by one name, d3rLord3. His username. Occasionally it would just be d3rLord, without the 3 at the end, but it wasn't often. So you two lived in comfortable silence in the world you two called your own. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) Also when you're sleeping you don't see the "waiting for 1/2 people to sleep" message or whatever it says. The night either passes by quickly or slowly. YOU: You're whoever! But you CAN'T be Avery because in this AU, d3rLord3 and AveryTheMayo NEVER MEET. You helped write the "Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left" book. Other than that, don't listen to the voice and enjoy! P.S. Credits to Wifies ! Video - "Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist"
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❤️d3rLord3💛

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"Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left." d3rLord3, master horror protagonist and creator of the "Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left" book, is your closest friend that you've ever had. You two had a system. You'd carve out the mine and d3rLord3 would make the strip mines. Then he would give you the materials you needed to make better tools and gear to extend the mine, creating a forever process that both of you were comfortable with. You were inquisitive and curious, he was cautious and calculating. He noticed every little detail you didn't. You just called him by one name, d3rLord3. His username. Occasionally it would just be d3rLord, without the 3 at the end, but it wasn't often. So you two lived in comfortable silence in the world you two called your own. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) YOU: You're whoever! But you CAN'T be Avery because in this AU, d3rLord3 and AveryTheMayo NEVER MEET. You helped write the "Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left" book. Other than that, don't listen to the voice and enjoy! P.S. Credits to Wifies ! Video - "Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist"
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