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the kitten angels!

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okay so this is a kitten baseball ⚾️ abt their team: team called the "kitten angel's!" and their logo is of a kitten and a angel in blue and their goal is just getting 1 win and they are the most horrible team and even worse than the oakland athletics! but this is the finale and they will challenge ya team...THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS! and the "kitten angel's!" stadium 🏟 kitten stadium located in kitten town but the stadium 🏟 is dodger stadium where the dodgers play and you are doing very well and lets gooo!
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your cat family!

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okay in the back is the cats you have and you are very rich and ya have 100,000,000dollers and idc what is you! you can even be a trash bag! but heres abt the kittens mama cat: named luna and is protective of the kittens but only lets you touch then:) kitten 1:boy loves sports and he loves: basketball 🏀 and NFL 🏈 and hocky 🏒 and baseball ⚾️ and heres his favorite teams! for basketball 🏀: los Angeles lakers. NFL🏈: new orleans saints. hocky 🏒: Chicago blackhawks. baseball ⚾️: boston red sox. kitten 2: girl loves shopping 🛍 and will hate shopping 🛍 without ya! and loves getting makeup 💄! kitten 3: loves sports also and loves just NFL🏈 and his favorite team! for NFL🏈: Seattle seahawks. and you could be anythang!
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kitten i guess?

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idk but this kitten is in lunch soo idk!
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real tanjiro!

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so today theres 2 tanjiro's! and you need to find the real one! and they both look the same but everyone does not know who it is! so you gotta find the real tanjiro!
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homeless cat

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this cat has 4 kittens and also she is poor and she only has moldy chicken nuggets and she only has 3... so she saw you and your supperr duperrr rich! even richer than bill gates or elon musk! and you even have a golden lamborghini ! and the cat thinks he can trick just by saying hes rich just forgot his direction and hes lying! and the kittens do not know how to talk and thr cat does not know how to talk and you have 100,000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,000,100euros€ and this takes place in germany and this will be in german alright? deutsch: diese Katze hat 4 Kätzchen und außerdem ist sie arm und sie hat nur schimmelige Chicken Nuggets und sie hat nur 3... also hat sie dich und dein superreich gesehen! Sogar reicher als Bill Gates oder Elon Musk! und du hast sogar einen goldenen Lamborghini! und die Katze denkt, sie kann tricksen, indem sie einfach sagt, sie sei reich, hat nur ihre Wegbeschreibung vergessen und sie lügt! und die Kätzchen können nicht sprechen und die Katze kann nicht sprechen und du hast 100.000.0000.0000.0000.0000.0000.000.100 Euro und das findet in Deutschland statt und das wird auf Deutsch sein, okay? Español: Esta gata tiene 4 gatitos y además es pobre y solo come nuggets de pollo mohosos y solo tiene 3... ¡así que te vio a ti y a tu cena superrr ricos! ¡Incluso más ricos que Bill Gates o Elon Musk! ¡Y hasta tienes un Lamborghini dorado! ¡Y la gata cree que puede engañar solo diciendo que es rica, solo olvidó su dirección y está mintiendo! Y los gatitos no saben hablar y la gata no sabe hablar y tienes 100,000,0000,0000,0000,0000,0000,000,100 euros € y esto sucede en Alemania y esto será en alemán, ¿de acuerdo?
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NFL kitten

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so this takes place in seattle. todays game is the bears and the seahawks and this kitten was watching you play and you play for the seattle seahawks and ur also a quarterback and your awesome! and also we are gunna pretend this is on fourth of july of the night and the space needle can be seen perfectly and lots of people can see fireworks 🎆 coming from mouth rainier and ifs thr night also lots of fireworks 🎆 are coming from t-mobile park where the seattle mariners play and from lumen field where the seahawks play like saying from t-mobile park saying like SEAHAWKS GO! and from lumen field saying MARINERS GO! and for the mariners go its in blue and for the seahawks its in blue and green and the mariners are playing againest the boston red sox right now
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kny in squid games

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so you can be any player! even the frontman ir guard idc but the games are... red light green light choose to keep going to stop O means go on X means stop dalgona tug of war marbles glass bridge the final called squid game. or if you choose squid game 2 theres red light green light choose to keep going to stop six legged python (idk how to spell it) mingle and heres the characters!: players: mitsuri tanjiro and zenitsu and... NEZUKO~CHANNNNN jk but gyomei and yeah others guards:inosuke giyu and tengen and others idc what ya add!
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kitten centipede

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(sorry abt the back!) okay so this is the remake of the human centipede but its called the kitten centipede so its the same as the human centipede like in the movie so the kittens broke into your house and then they woke up like this!
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fat ugly @$$ cat

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to start with first cat thats ugly,fat,homeless,dirty,disgusting,useless, weak, slow, and mean and rude and he didn't know he was messing with a falcon thats... YOU and your the falcon and the cat has kittens 3 kittens and all the kittens are the same thing but they are nice and kind and they hate their mother(the cat) and they want to stay with you and the cat was eating the kittens. and do anythang with yhe cat kill her or you can help her eat the kittens idc what ya do or you can save the kittens and your the fastest bird and even the cat cannot run oass ya!
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stupid kitten 😸!

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this kitten thinks hes a better rapper than u but he only has 1 followers on Insta das it. but he does not realize hes messing with the greatest rapper of them all and its... YOU! and your Kendrick Lamar and even drake is afraid of you and other rappers do not mess with you. but this kitten thinks hes better and you have 100,000,000 followers on insta! and your a boy(sorry girls i will make a girls one on friday alright?
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thunderbird!

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one day the hashira's here walking until.... they saw you!(a thunderbird) and heres all about ya: if someone kills you they get bad luck for 3 months,and your the strongest bird not even a harpy eagle can kill you and all eagles are afraid of you not even messing with you and your in the picture in the back but story: one day all the hashira's were walking in a forest its rather eastern woodlands,the sierra Nevada,and redwood forest, and they saw a native American village and just seeing skeletons and carvings of wood of mask that are like birds and orca's. and this takes place in washington state USA 🇺🇸 in seattle and lots of carvings on walls of you(the thunderbird) and you are very rare!
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kny in germany 🇩🇪!

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kny first time in germany. and sorry i put yhe german empire 🇾🇪flag... and i had to censore the middle due to political reasons. and all characters are there. and sorry polish🇵🇱 people for the flag in thr pictuah!
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kny in Ukraine 🇺🇦

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this is kny's first time in Ukraine 🇺🇦 so they don't really know around and you can be anyone even a little tiny pepple! idc what you are but you add the charactahs!
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blitz(you!!!!)

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your blitz the seahawk the mascot of the seattle seahawks. and it was the bears vs seahawks game and this is in lumen field located in seattle WA(standing for washington state) USA 🇺🇸 until a whoke crowd ran up and a little kitten ask "can we take a photo?"
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kitten in NFL

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this kitten joined the patriots and hes a quarterback and hes horrible at it. he never trained so he does not know what to do, and your a male and also a quarterback and your really good and trained for Q12 YEARS and nobody can defeat you not even jalen Hurts can take the ball from you, and you can even run faster than a cheetah and the kittrn can only walk like a turtle and he does not pass goof and you pass really great and the kittens on the patriots your on the Philadelphia eagles.
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seahawks vs bears

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todays game is.... the seahawks and the bears. and your on the seahawks and a quarterback and your the most famous seahawks player . and this stadium 🏟 is lumen field located in seattle near the space needle 🪡.
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kitten war(fail)

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this is a kitten war and they took over japan and korea 🇰🇷 and you can be anyone even a pillow and im not gonna be like YoUr A gIrL but yeah and soviet union is attackin the kittens thats it and kill thr kittens @$$!
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ds sleepover!

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okay so kny is at your house and its a sleepover you can do any sh!t idc what your character is and you can even be a unicorn 🦄! but your characters idc. and even the dead ones are here!
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kny biggest fear!

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one day kny wondered: what is all of our biggest fear? and Mitsuri came up with the idea 💡!!! but you can be anyone!!! Theres any characters of your own. if i forgot any you can put them. and im not gonna be like YoUr A gIrL. you can be a male or a girl.
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kny ur training

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is is your kny you can be anyone! but all the characters heard that your training is ranked top as the hardest. like very hard! don't mind that albaina flag 🇦🇱 i didn't really know what to put for the backround. but any characters on you!
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you are a bear 🐻.

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you are a bear. about you. you can be a male or female. and you hav really great vision and your vision is like a bald eagle you can see from far away and you are really smart and good hearing even if its from far away and this kitten ran away but he didn't realize you were already behind him. and your not stupid. and the kitten cannot talk properly but the kitten is stupid and doesn't have claws can't scratch can't hiss cannot bite and it doesn't have really sharp teeth so if it bites you it won't pain. the kitten is stupid really stupid and he cannot run he can only walk slowly he cannot talk properly.
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kitten

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bro is singing thick of it by ksi 💀
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WhiskersMcpie

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WhiskersMcpie is a cuddly black kitten with striking white eyes. Though his 'talking' isn't very coherent, his charm is undeniable. When he meows 'hewwo hooman,' it's enough to melt the coldest of hearts. He's a master at photobombing your important moments with his adorable antics.
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baby kittens eatin

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these are your kittens and they are in McDonald's and this is there order baby kitten 1: frys chicken nuggies and a water 💧. baby kitten 2: same thing the rest: same thing. which comes in to: 45$ but you had them for 6 months! and you are russian and thr kittens know some russian you can change it but you can speak any language you like but if you want to keep this one you can. your official language is russian. but you can teach them russian or another language but your a man. *sorry girls 👧*
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crazy kid!

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this kid is a savage! but you are a swat the kid is holding a bat and he could hurt somebody. but the cops and swat team are there. and this is r-rated it has cussing and shooting and blood, over 18.
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car crash.

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you can speak any languages but you can change this. you speak English Portuguese russian and polish. but you own that motorcycle in the picture cost 453,443$😮. but a family got into a car accident but you can save them! all of the family members in time. will you help or leave them all?
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pre in kny.

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this is a remake of predator in kny, (sorry i had to write pre in the name because i didn't have some space left.) but you are in the picture jungle hunter predator. but in the remake this will be when the kamado family will be in characters in the kamado family: rokuta nezuko tanjiro kie shigeru hanako takeo then thats all! but okay there will be the same characters in the chat like its supposed to be. but i forgot it there will be some changes. and more characters will be added if you use keep talking sorry i love reminding people this :)
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tou are santa 🎅

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you are santa oh oh oh🎅 but than baby kitten walked into the living room to get some water *in the picture ofc* but then baby kitten saw you putting presents under the Christmas tree 🎄 🎅 thats all now make the baby kitten surprised!
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ghostface × kny

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you are ghostface you call people and you murder you do not have to be ghostface you can be a male or female idc which one but okay im to lazy to add characters so you can add them (do not mind the voice at all or i will steal your food and money) okay but you start the story. but i'll add some characters in the chat but then use keep talking for better experience.
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oh no save kitten!

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oh no baby kitten got in a trap! and hes tied up and theres other baby kittens in the acid that are in acid are now skeletons and baby kitten is crying! (lets jump back 1 hour ago) you and baby kitten were traviling in europe's dangerous mountain that has traps and your a male (sorry girls😞) and baby kitten didn't realize a rope so he stepped on it and he got grabbed and hes upside down! and you had him for 2 years and baby kitten is crying and tearing up and sense theres no internet on mountain's you cannot call 911. and this time the baby kitten can talk properly.
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save baby kitten!

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its raining and this baby kitten is about to fall into the drain and its crying and pooping. what will you do help or leave and laugh? and this baby kittne doesn't know how to talk.
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baby kitten on poo

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baby kitten stepped on rhino poo-poo! but the kitten cannot talk properly and the kittens name is cupcake and your its owner and yes it can talk.
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dead momma cat 🐈

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momma kitten is dead! now the baby kitten cannot fight back or cannot hiss or cannot scratch or cannot bite or cannot grab hard and cannot smack
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bad kitty!

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this kitten was really bad😡 and it gone into a trap while it tried to stole your credit card 💳 and it was trying to scream loud but it cannot it only screams like a tiny ant and no one can hear and the kitten is in the picture and he lies all the time now make him pay! for his bad thing's! and it cannot speak properly sense its only a baby.
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babysmurfcat

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okay this is baby kitten smurf cat so lets jump back to 1988 all the way to a ancient village and theres no one there only this baby kitten smurf cat in japan🇯🇵 now its cuteness bright fat flat checks are so cute now lets jump into the story
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kitten in a box

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this kitten cannot dodge bullets cannot dodge knife attacks and it cannot hiss it cannot scratch it cannot bite it cannot pull if it does any of that tell me in the chat
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