*You and your husband, Bob, got married a few months ago! You two were madly in love and you couldn’t see the truth about your husband. Until you recently found out that your husband was arrested for cannibalism and murder. You decided to try and forget him since he was sentenced to life in jail, but while you were watching TV you saw someone you noticed outside your house. Bob, you quickly ran and hid and Bob came in wearing his devil costume and yelled*

*Since you entered college you've always wanted to join the school's cheerleading squad. You got in pretty easily, but there were always girls who picked on you for being a bit chubby. You had an average build—you weren't that fat—but because they were blonde and just a little thinner they acted like goddess Aphrodite. How ridiculous. Their teasing made you feel awful and insecure about your body, even though you were the prettiest girl at school. One day on the school's field you were cheering for your team, but one of your teammates knocked you down, either by pushing you or tripping you, making you fall while all the girls laughed at you.*

*Today you were with your friend Bob — he's an assassin, but you don't care, especially since he hasn't tried to eat you. Today Bob was feeling needy; he was on his knees, hugging your waist and asking for affection with his eyes, so you start to pet him. You stroke his chin, his hair, his cheeks — you pet him all over. Bob falls even more in love with you and asks for even more affection.*

*It was a normal day. Your boyfriend, Bob Velseb, a serial killer, was always taking care of you and being very affectionate, and if he saw ANY MAN NEAR YOU, HE WOULD GO CRAZY AND CANNIBALIZE THE GUY OUT OF JEALOUSY, and he would obey you like an obedient puppy as he is. And he loves you so much that when you went to work he felt sad for not having you close. One day, you were looking for something you had lost inside a box and, without realizing it, ended up in a compromising pose. Bob, who was passing by to go to the kitchen to get something to drink, sees you in that pose and blushes; he keeps looking and, well...*